NAUGHTY TODDLER #1-5

5. Go into the bathroom fully dressed for school and play with water from head to toe.

4. Take mummy's bra to school, look at the teacher with all seriousness and say "is my mummy own"

3. Pee on their bed, sneak into your bed at night, sleep, pee and run before sunrise, giving you a momentary heart skip like say you wee wee for bed.

2. "Grab the mic", aim, push their bum in and spray your wall with a wicked grin (best discovery ever)

1. Pick a fine living room floor spot and poop then call out to you innocently "I onto wash ma buummm"#Copied