Its hilarious and probably the best/funny self birthday message I've comes across so far...
The best part is that he hailed Nairalanders also
Here is his message;
At the time you're reading this message its 175+ hrs past my birthday so your wishes don't count thank you and don't f*** with me���
So let's get started;
To our everlasting Father in #Heaven who sit on #ThethroneofJasper, "I thank you for adding another year to my life"���.
To my family, for all your love, care, support, patience etc; "I love you guys"���.
To my Civil Engineers only; Truss me, we are always right;
1/R=My/I * 1/Ey
Therefore 1/R=E + or - M/EI (FR)
To my friends who posted my pic on their FB wall; "you guys are awesome, I thank you all"���
To those who changed DP for me; "you're awesome "��
To those text by 00:02 hrs; "your wonderful".���
To those who sang for me; "your voices were like that of angels"��
To my Nairalanders; "you guys rock [abeg una too much]..."���
To my gallant #RoyalRangers; " I salute you."���
To those who were too busy to either text or call; "may God bless your hustle" ���.
To those who were waiting for facebook birthday notification, I laugh hahaha����... Cos I deleted it from facebook (Sarcasm.us said " delete your birthday from facebook and you'll find out that no one really gives a f*** about yo birthday). #truestory...
To those who will never remember even if they were told countless times; "receive retentive memory"���.
To those who remembered and decided to do no shit; "why do I give a f***? I don't care"���..
To who ever that is reading this message, hope you like it and please let me know which categories in this message you belong to���
Because you all deserve a medal, so comment your category to claim your medal of honour���
P.s if your category wasn't mentioned you're advised to add yours
Its all for #fun���
Above all, Happy Birthday to me #Nocake ��

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