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Parki this is joke section not gist section. in jokes nigerians has a way of making jokes out of the mess in our polity. the joke is simple- for a president to come into his country in an ambulance aircraft shrouded in secrecy and taken to his base in an ambulance bus and on that same day his special assistant read a statement purpotedly Issued by the president thanking his vice for holding forth for him while he was away and other subsequent statements from him according to his P.A. and on the same day the acting president could not see him nor his wife (even uptill now) and three days after his return precisely last sunday, news started flying around again that he was still suspected to be in the ambulance. You now ask your self , all those "mr president said this and mr president said that"which we have been hearing where was he issuing the statements from? Probably from the ambulance, U see how foolish our politicians can be. but on our own side this is one of the means we use to laugh at their foolishness. so cool down.
Let me even add, jokingly though, that if he is still in the ambulance and these statements are credited to him by his P.A.,then what the teacher should have asked akpan is where is Nigeria's bed of power? rather than where is Nigeria's seat of power? because news has it that he has been lying down since then, he cant seat. which means all those statements where issued from his sick bed. and mind you, his former attorney general told us that Yaradua can rule from anywhere- which means ASO ROCK, SAUDI HOSPITAL, AMBULANCE-----------the list goes on,

parki:

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