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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by Noblebrown7(m): 6:30pm On Sep 24, 2017
Booked..
Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by romeorailss: 6:34pm On Sep 24, 2017
I saw him in Iya Basira's shop, him dey chop amala angry angry U can send me to him coz i'd still pass through that route while going back
AngelicBeing:
Nawao, this life sef, why can't all the useless criminal politicians that have rendered Nigeria a jungle and a cesspit of poverty be afflicted with this kind of ailments, where is karma when you need him most sad

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by chic2pimp(m): 6:35pm On Sep 24, 2017
greatmarshall:
my brother penis snatching is real o i have seen where it happened with my two naked eyes... It was a lame begger too that did it, he later confessed that an alhaji sent him...

What a load of tosh.

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by hAlexandro(m): 6:39pm On Sep 24, 2017
cry cry
mhizesther:
Oh God!! So he wrongly accused? May God have mercy on us..
Amen and you

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by nenergy(m): 6:40pm On Sep 24, 2017
ruggedtimi:
too bad..really feel bad for him. What about the missing joystick, has it been returned back to the rightful owner
grin

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by SlayQueenSlayer(m): 6:40pm On Sep 24, 2017
When will Nigerians learn that the only way their PE-NIS can be snatched is for someone to physically grab them in cut it off with an object?

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by MadCow1: 6:42pm On Sep 24, 2017
tintingz:
I knew this man was wrongly accused, poor man.

Some Nigerians still believes in penís snatching, when are we going to drop this urban legends, superstitious beliefs about pênis snatching. I once thought my pênis was snatched until I see it rising, I did research and discovered fear, worries can shrink the penis. No one has been able to provide evidence for missing pênis it is very illogical, it is always false accusations. Backward mentality mostly in semi-developed and rural areas filled with religious folks.

Even if a Man shows that he has no pênis, how do you prove that is was magically stolen by the accused?

The problem is still tied to poor education, poverty over religion..

And what's sad is how the Masses that witness these ridiculous events are so quick to pass jungle justice on the accused.

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by LordOfNaira: 6:46pm On Sep 24, 2017
If you have ever almost got lynched, you will so detest jungle justice.

What I have learnt since I came into this country:

1. Do not help a child cross the road. Why? You may be accused of trying to kidnap him/her.

2. Do not help an old person also. This almost got me into trouble in Ife.

3. Don't help anyone pick up a purse or phone that fell off them. You can tap them (tapping sef can be dangerous) and point at what they had unwittingly dropped.

4. If you want to go and visit someone in an area you are not familiar with, inform them first and be sure they would be around to welcome you at the entrance to their neighborhood. Roaming a neighborhood and looking lost can get you lynched.

5. Don't ask direction from a child younger than 15 or to be on the safe side, only ask for direction from people that look like adults.

6. When you are visiting another town (a town you are not familiar with), leave home early so you don't end up stranded at night.

7. If someone asks you to help them collect their kids from school, stylishly reject the offer. You may take it if the child is warm toward you.

8. Always endeavor to have your phone with you when you are visiting a friend in a strange environment. Make sure there is significant power on your phone. This should come in handy when you get into mob trouble.

9. If your friend asks you to join him to catch a debtor early in the morning, please, don't go. Early in the morning (6-7 a.m.) is a bad time to go entering into a street that you don't live in. And there are safer ways to force a debtor to cough out your money.

10. If you want to attend a night party, plan to stay there till morning. Don't leave in the middle of the night. Vigilantes do kill too. So, be careful.

11. Hope never to get into trouble. Anyone can accuse you of stealing their manhood or of stealing their phone.

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by Pataricatering(f): 6:46pm On Sep 24, 2017
That’s why they said our it is 67 . Penis shrinkage is a medically recognized condition yet people are being lynched and maimed for ‘ penis snatching ‘. Africans and our stupidity . Until the oyinbo man comes and explains the condition to us ! And we will be stupidly forming knowledge of the ‘ mysterious’ while wallowing in poverty , disease and ignorance . Smh

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by mtngloetiartel: 6:50pm On Sep 24, 2017
Ur penis pls
Tiwaladeice:
omg..make i hold something
Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by Donsammi(m): 6:51pm On Sep 24, 2017
tintingz:
I knew this man was wrongly accused, poor man.

Some Nigerians still believes in penís snatching, when are we going to drop this urban legends, superstitious beliefs about pênis snatching. I once thought my pênis was snatched until I see it rising, I did research and discovered fear, worries can shrink the penis. No one has been able to provide evidence for missing pênis it is very illogical, it is always false accusations. Backward mentality mostly in semi-developed and rural areas filled with religious folks.

dude
I was very thinking the same way as you.
until it happened last week to my friend..

dude it's real..
mhen

the person that didn't it just zoomed off.ASAP after shaking and asking directions ...

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by einsteino(m): 7:01pm On Sep 24, 2017
greatmarshall:
my brother penis snatching is real o i have seen where it happened with my two naked eyes... It was a lame begger too that did it, he later confessed that an alhaji sent him...

you saw a man without a penis? you guys stripped him unclad and found his center empty?

if yes, you guys should have applied for a guiness record for the man without joystick. then take the lame begger to one corner and ask him to help us disappear nore useful things like a bullion van full of money.

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by Pataricatering(f): 7:05pm On Sep 24, 2017
greatmarshall:
my brother penis snatching is real o i have seen where it happened with my two naked eyes... It was a lame begger too that did it, he later confessed that an alhaji sent him...
when there is a mob on your head , slapping , kicking , and hitting you with all sorts while asking you leading questions anyone will confess to anything eventually! Who send you Na babalawo abi alhaji ? Na pastor? After a few slaps the victim will just start agreeing to assuage the crowd .

We are the victims of our backward mindset . I’m sure this victim before it happened to him he would have happily lynched someone else for the same “accusation “ .

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by wrongnumber: 7:06pm On Sep 24, 2017
AngelicBeing:
Nawao, this life sef, why can't all the useless criminal politicians that have rendered Nigeria a jungle and a cesspit of poverty be afflicted with this kind of ailments, where is karma when you need him most sad

Or the so called churches that collect huge offering.

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by enemyofprogress: 7:08pm On Sep 24, 2017
tintingz:
I knew this man was wrongly accused, poor man.

Some Nigerians still believes in penís snatching, when are we going to drop this urban legends, superstitious beliefs about pênis snatching. I once thought my pênis was snatched until I see it rising, I did research and discovered fear, worries can shrink the penis. No one has been able to provide evidence for missing pênis it is very illogical, it is always false accusations. Backward mentality mostly in semi-developed and rural areas filled with religious folks.
my prick is missing o



Moderator please stop changing my peniiiiss to joystick, it is an insult to my peniiiis

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by kibra4u(m): 7:16pm On Sep 24, 2017
Shortyy:
Picture of where the joystick Is missing or..

You wan see shocked something ko?.... grin

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by franzis(m): 7:21pm On Sep 24, 2017
When someone claims his joystick is missing , they should take the person to a brothel ( ashawo joint ) pay the prostitute to romance the victim and see if the penis won't come back to life, most of this claims by victims are due to being overwhelmed with fear, anxiety ,tension or stress ..


Some years back I was playing for a local football team at the national stadium ,a team came visiting to play another team , at the end of the match they lost .. our coach sent one of us to enquire from them if they are willing to engage us in a friendly match ,on approaching them he touched one the players to ask of their coach , only for the guy to start shouting his penis is missing, in a twinkle of an eye they descended on the guy from our team beat him black and blue ,took the intervention of police men who knew our coach to disperse the crowd , and suggestions were made that the guy who claimed his penis is missing should be taken to empire (a popular spot for prostitutes in mushin ) on getting there 500 naira was paid to one of the prostitute to romance the guy , 30 seconds into the action the guy started sweating and penis got hard ... That's what saved our player that day

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by banmee(m): 7:30pm On Sep 24, 2017
AngelicBeing:
Nawao, this life sef, why can't all the useless criminal politicians that have rendered Nigeria a jungle and a cesspit of poverty be afflicted with this kind of ailments, where is karma when you need him most sad

How is it that it is only in Nigeria/Africa and every poverty stricken country that this supposedly happens? You people and your belief in witches and wizards sha. Upon all una never fit land spaceship for moon.

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by cococandy(f): 7:45pm On Sep 24, 2017
Land full of mor0ns who thrive on senseless superstitious beliefs.

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by cococandy(f): 7:46pm On Sep 24, 2017
Donsammi:


dude
I was very thinking the same way as you.
until it happened last week to my friend..

dude it's real..
mhen

the person that didn't it just zoomed off.ASAP after shaking and asking directions ...
Show us before and after pictures of your friend

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by tintingz(m): 8:06pm On Sep 24, 2017
Donsammi:


dude
I was very thinking the same way as you.
until it happened last week to my friend..

dude it's real..
mhen

the person that didn't it just zoomed off.ASAP after shaking and asking directions ...
Evidence your friend pènis was missing. undecided

Same also happened to me, someone asked for direction and I thought my pênis was missing, till I got home and it later rise back, I did research and my dad told me fear and worries can make pênis shrink for days, it is just fear that make it seems ones pènis is missing, how can pênis vanish, does that not sound irrational?

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by SeaQ(m): 8:09pm On Sep 24, 2017
Jesus Christ! I Knw Dis boi ooo. he lives in Winfuke Str, Ahmadiya Bustop. He aint a kidnapper!

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by fortune1968: 8:09pm On Sep 24, 2017
tgmservice:
even the disabled is not safe in the Zoo
Python will soon dance at your backyard .ipob..

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by tintingz(m): 8:11pm On Sep 24, 2017
greatmarshall:
my brother penis snatching is real o i have seen where it happened with my two naked eyes... It was a lame begger too that did it, he later confessed that an alhaji sent him...
Evidence please.

# Did you see the vanished pênis?

# Was the begger threatening, beating?

# Did you follow them to the the Alhaji that sent the beggar?

Why is that anyone has not able to provide evidence?

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by tintingz(m): 8:13pm On Sep 24, 2017
cococandy:

Show us before and after pictures of your friend
I'm also waiting for videos or pictures of missing pênis.
Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by Honestagbons(m): 8:14pm On Sep 24, 2017
God nor dey sleep,cause,d guy is innocent
Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by tintingz(m): 8:20pm On Sep 24, 2017
MadCow1:


Even if a Man shows that he has no pênis, how do you prove that is was magically stolen by the accused?

The problem is still tied to poor education, poverty over religion..

And what's sad is how the Masses that witness these ridiculous events are so quick to pass jungle justice on the accused.

It is just a shame in this our society.

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by redsun(m): 8:35pm On Sep 24, 2017
Nigeria is a mad country. Almost everybody, is mad,including the socalled educated that keeps seeing demons,Satan, god and witches.

It is a country that is almost completely devoid of reasoning and rationality, despite all the instructions higher learning it has.

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by thedondada(m): 8:49pm On Sep 24, 2017
chai


Nigerians like bad news.



awon bloggers be like.......



its a lie the beggar has bribed the navy man, the need for clicks
Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by Nobody: 8:54pm On Sep 24, 2017
tintingz:
I knew this man was wrongly accused, poor man.

Some Nigerians still believes in penís snatching, when are we going to drop these urban legends, superstitious beliefs about pênis snatching. I once thought my pênis was snatched until I see it rising, I did research and discovered fears, worries can shrink the peňis for days. No one has been able to provide evidence for missing pênis, it is very illogical, it is always false accusations.

Backward mentality mostly in semi-developed and rural areas filled with religious folks.

Penis snatching is real. I used to doubt it just like you until I witnessed it with my own eyes. The penis won't disappear like we used to think but it will retract while the testicles keep moving up and down uncontrolled. The implication is the victim will never ever have an erection again in his life.
Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by Nobody: 8:58pm On Sep 24, 2017
tintingz:
Evidence please.

# Did you see the vanished pênis?

# Was the begger threatening, beating?

# Did you follow them to the the Alhaji that sent the beggar?

Why is that anyone has not able to provide evidence?


Man pray it doesn't happen to you. Penis snatching is absolutely real!!! It won't disappear but will retract and remain lifeless till eternity.

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Re: More On Missing joystick In Lagos: Nigerian Naval Officer Gets More Details by brimoknight(m): 9:03pm On Sep 24, 2017
Where is the idiot who claimed his joystick was missing? Please let's try to move forward, uf we continue to believe this trash "missing joystick" then we will still be backward.

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