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Lesson In Lying by Bedoski(m): 12:31am On Feb 17, 2007
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."


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Re: Lesson In Lying by frankiriri(m): 6:04am On Feb 17, 2007
Re: Lesson In Lying by funty(f): 10:56pm On Feb 20, 2007
LOL
Re: Lesson In Lying by daznitro(m): 3:33pm On Feb 21, 2007
but the pastor too lie abi no joke he be won crack?
Re: Lesson In Lying by iice(f): 5:27pm On Feb 21, 2007
LMFAO, holier than thou grin grin
Re: Lesson In Lying by feyionik: 8:01pm On Feb 21, 2007
this is really good. good job! grin

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