Being a regular, cotton-picking and meticulous listener of Nigerian music. I have found out that there are musical lyrics that will resound in the minds of people for the next 70 years. What Pac called the "Theory of honesty in Thuggery". I am also convinced that there are lines which people wont beg for an opportunity to scrap them off the walls of their memories. So I made a ten item list of the whackest lyrics that the Nigerian mic has produced. Here we go


1. Dr.Sid -- "You thirsty girl you need some water
I have a hose
Eh Eh Oya take my hose"
Do you recall this Mavin Song? Jantamanta. Everyone came through on this track, even Korede did. Eventually, this guy dropped a whack verse. The whackness of his verse was crowned by the foolishness of this line. Since 2015, ive been trying my best to understand this line but till today I cant. This Doctor should have studied Music in the University.



2. Lil Kesh -- "After dating for two yearsy
She said I am the coolest..........."
To think that this nigga is a rapper, to think that in this whole song he dropped 8 weak bars, To think that this song was a hit, To think that Patoranking was better than Kesh, To think that Badoo went all activist for this guy. It just makes me want to swallow 4 gallons of adulterated Kerosene. Kesh was poor lyrically on this song. This line is poorer.



3. KCEE -- "I will stand by you
I will stand by you
I will stand by you oh oh oh
I will stand by you"
This is the dumbest chorus by a Nigerian artise. WTF. How can you repeat one sentence for twenty seconds? This shows the unethusiasm, the cluelessness and the lyrical strandedness of this Artiste. I bet Nursery rhymers can come up withy something better. KCEE should go and sing this type of songs at Coronations of spiritualists.



4. Wizkid -- "I want your body sleeping in my bed
.........Wizzy Elenu.... Fashola Elenu
..........Obasanjo Elenu..."
This song looks as though it was a written by a Comedian or worse still, a drunkard. When the title of a song doesnt rhyme with the opening verse, when the verses doesnt have anything to do with the Chorus, when the Chorus and the next verse are unrelated, then the song is misplaced. Banky should have taught this guy the art of songwriting before deciding to take 60% of his earnings.



5. Timaya -- "All my ladies shake up your
bumbum....."
I was 12 when this song was the partyjam, I can recall one day, my mouth unconsciouslyu confessed all the wordings of this song in the presence of my dad. I was given one of the spankings of my Childhood. Thanks to Timaya. I believe this is the kind of song that should be mastered in Jamaica where 14year old Children are fathers of three. It was as though Timaya just finished taking Tramadol before recording thisu song.



6. Yemi Alade -- "Tumbum, Tumbum, Tumbum Tumbum"
I can get virtually nothing from this Chorus, this song as a whole. Yemi Alade is always looking to scare Nnamdi Kanu with her strings of semmingly exorcist lyrics. Hope she is not into money rituals. First it was "Waramboro Saramboro" after I heard "Boolingo", then "Tumbum". I recently heard "Koffi Annan" Imy sure he is already bewitched by now.



7. Harrysong -- "After the reggae play the blues
Make you do as I do
Enjoy yoursef babyboo....."
On a careful and painstaking examination of these three sentences, I see nothing, nothing and nothing in common between them. It was very depressing when Mr.Songz claimed that Kcee was talentless, also claiming that he writes songs for Kcee, I almost fainted. Because Kcee and Harrysong is an accurate undeniable comparison of Nottingham Forest and Eibar.



8. D'Prince-- "Oya come and...
I like the way you
Baby come and...
I know you wan to rip....."
AY couldnt bear it, how can you sing a whole song without completing one sentence? Are you acting porn?? D'Prince should go back to Nnewi and start selling slippers, he is in no way an Emcee.



9. Davido -- "Gucci fall on you
Prada fall on you
Money fall on you"
Davido has always been frustrated when it comes to wording his songs, It could have been far worse if he wrote the song himself.
You can blame him, I used to think his lines are crab because of his low IQ but then I found out that he didnt even have an IQ.



10. D'Prince -- "Take banana till you go yo....."
This guy is always just too brawny. How can you be singing that stupid line for eight times. Wouldnt it sound so amateurish? I believe when Timi Dakolo was in school learning, he was busy jumping fence. What shocks me most is that this song was a hit. This kinda Emcees should learn the Art of Songwriting from the likes of Darey, Omawumi, M.I, Seyi Shay. Cool lyrics add spice to good music. Aforementioned were my dumbest lines feel free to add yours.

Cc: Lalasticlala,

The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom, you dun know

Your bumbum is bigger than Bombay- Wizkid

Samusu:
The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom, you dun know

Hahahaha...

At least I tried with mine.

¶Baby I love you full,
Because of you I belle full

Infact , I am a bloody fool.¶

"Wahala be like bicycle e no dey hard me start" - Erigga on Kpom

Onye nwe panti no na iro (who owns d pant outside)...// flavour.

Collect food from lion mouth carry am go give shark... Eriga... ... how possible is dat...

I swear no naija artiste whack reach small doctor , he drops the lamest lines " wo ti gba penalty wor throwing "

lol... if it gets to FP , I will comment.

Finally!! I've seen a brother in arms!! Crappy lyrics and they all claim to emulate the late afrobeats legend. what a misplacement!! If you can't write rhymes that makes sense, then sing a story that gets across sensibly. For now, Nigerians are still blinded by beat beat beat.

Why is Tekno's name not there?

Bro I was expecting wackest rap lines from rappers. All what you listed up there is a normal stuff, we are already used to our singers saying rubbish except for few that stand out.

I go chuk you chuk chuku ooo.. Davido
Ha 1 ha 2 ha 3..chindinma chidinma ooo.. Efe
I dey kill mosquitoes very well.. Mopayan very well.. Small doctor
If you know like me. Shalanga loma kusi.. Small doctor
Somebody tunlese another body make he No daleru.. Korede Bello
...many more like that

Samusu:
The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom, you dun know

Lol. Wetin be the title of that song?

I dey nigga like I own glo lynxxx

Monica lobo lobo, I want to chop your supergetti.

Download this song wen get better lyrics.


http://www.millznations.com.ng/2017/09/music-leo-knight-butterfly-love.html

daveP:
Finally!! I've seen a brother in arms!! Crappy lyrics and they all claim to emulate the late afrobeats legend. what a misplacement!! If you can't write rhymes that makes sense, then sing a story that gets across sensibly. For now, Nigerians are still blinded by beat beat beat.

Yeah sure bro, Thats why Tuface and Fela are legends. Current Artistes are fads

The elites in the house, abeg you get contact of this guy who manage http://9jamusicbox.com.ng ? I need help for my song.

I entered this post expecting to see some of Efe's lines lol

Laveda:
Why is Tekno's name not there?

His own lyrics, I wont be able to spell it. lol

Sholaqe:
I entered this post expecting to see some of Efe's lines lol

Lol. His lyrics wont bother to stay inside my head

Mayorkun-Mama
"I want to sleep with you like a Bamboo"
I mean who says that?

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Labels want my name beside their X like Malcom ....everybody gat a deal I did it without one...


One of the beautiful lines I've heard in a long time.

Our naija artiste don't do music they make calculated noise up and down

lelvin:
"Wahala be like bicycle e no dey hard me start" - Erigga on Kpom

How market?

Na beat we dey dance and not lyrics...
I only listen to omah lay...
Over here in heaven we listen to his song Godly when Jesus is not around...