MhizzAJ:

See ur life

Jagermeister:
Bloody hell.

Dotun, your personal bad luck demon follow you comot house that day.

IamKashyBaby:


Here's my thought...

CRUSH is only for the elementary(kids) but once ur a grownazz man or a woman, u dont use this word anymore & u dont even feel this way anymore..

tosyne2much:
LMAO guy

I dey come. I no dey carry last for this kind thread

Jagermeister:
Bloody hell.

Dotun, your personal bad luck demon follow you comot house that day.

I can't remember any of these 'awkward moments' per se.. But..

Matters arising: who has noticed that you see the biggest and fluffiest of butts only when u're with your girlfriend or wife.

These girls just walk past you and your woman will just be seated there beside you in the car or walking beside you and u'll be struggling with the corner of your eyes to look at the big potty Butt. Sadly, there's nothing you can do.

For me, I go just take style dey vex small say she dey there and I can't do nada. Usually when I drop her off and hurriedly circle back to that spot where I saw the potty butt girl, she'll be long gone. Too late.

But I'm changed now.

LalasticSeun:



The awkward moment I had was in a classroom. There was a time I was called to answer a particular question but I messed up and my crush was in that same class

may be the crush no even sabi the question too sef


Lalasticlala comman share your own experience o

kullozone:
Back in JSS2, She asked me to walk with her to the staff room but I couldn't stand up because I had a boner.... And when I eventually stood up, she saw my boner and started laughing, while I was sweating like a cold pure water. The worst part was that she told her friends too.

boss what were you thinking when you had the boner

Dotwillis1:





boss what were you thinking when you had the boner

fk001:



You wan go arrange the lie and come back abi


Okay we dey here waiting you.

tosyne2much:
There was this pretty girl that newly packed to my area and was the chase of every guy. There was a day she was walking down my street when I approached her. I engaged her into conversation and she gave me her number that same day

After series of chats, I told her I would like her to visit me but she was always giving me unending excuses as to why she didn't show up. (you know how girls do nah ).

*Fast forward to the day she visited me*

There was a day this girl visited uninvited and I was sitting on the floor drinking garri in my compound. I wore only boxers oblivious of the fact that the boxer has torn and my dick protruded out. She sat directly opposite to me and I didn't even notice.

After about five minutes, I noticed my joystick protruded out and I shouted "I don die". I quickly ran inside the house and couldn't come out till she left. My people, it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up that day

hahahaha Baba why Na

And she even sat quietly enjoying the view

You should have dealt with her with the protruded tin

kullozone:



Lol... Na the mojo wey I hide watch for house the previous dey I been dey think about oh!

badt man

tosyne2much:
There was this pretty girl that newly packed to my area and was the chase of every guy. There was a day she was walking down my street when I approached her. I engaged her into conversation and she gave me her number that same day

After series of chats, I told her I would like her to visit me but she was always giving me unending excuses as to why she didn't show up. (you know how girls do nah ).

*Fast forward to the day she visited me*

There was a day this girl visited uninvited and I was sitting on the floor drinking garri in my compound. I wore only boxers oblivious of the fact that the boxer has torn and my joystick protruded out. She sat directly opposite to me and I didn't even notice.

After about five minutes, I noticed my joystick protruded out and I shouted "I don die". I quickly ran inside the house and couldn't come out till she left. My people, it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up that day because I was so embarrassed

DeadRat:
Tosyne'2much won kill me wit laugh

damseyl:


Nawa o...but the topic is not about ass na

Joislim:
OP your story is hilarious, I just dey laugh here


Tosyne, we Hail thee

kullozone:
Back in JSS2, She asked me to walk with her to the staff room but I couldn't stand up because I had a boner.... And when I eventually stood up, she saw my boner and started laughing, while I was sweating like a cold pure water. The worst part was that she told her friends too.