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Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by maestrojohn(m): 7:05am On Oct 08, 2017
Those that goes to church cos their crush is there

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Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by Olalan(m): 7:05am On Oct 08, 2017
Those who come just because they dare not go in their parents presence.
Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by phkka1(m): 7:07am On Oct 08, 2017
This is a good write up for a Sunday Morning like this. I wish all will be like the ones that worship God in truth and in spirit.

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Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by MadCow1: 7:11am On Oct 08, 2017
enilove:
Which one do you belong to ?

The ones wey dey monitor wetin other people dey do so den go use them gossip for internet when church close...

A.k.a Winch People or Monitoring Spirits.
Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by Edum13656: 7:14am On Oct 08, 2017
U forgot "grammartarians", those people combing everyone's speech for grammatical errors. its common among fresh school leavers (Jambites)
Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by WowSweetGuy(m): 7:15am On Oct 08, 2017
women just go to show off new clothes
Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by vislabraye(m): 7:21am On Oct 08, 2017
Thepasserby:
The devil agents

These one are always in the service to look for what to talk about. They are the ones who literally UnCloth the ladies with their eyes, they are always pressing their phones or doing something ungodly in the presence of God.

You hardly find most of them in church during prayer sessions.


The passerby is another type of people. They pass through church but the church does not pass through them.
Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by Legolast: 7:23am On Oct 08, 2017
Muslims Owned Primary, Secondary and Tertiary Institutions in Nigeria are affordable to the middle class but Christians owned Primary, Secondary and Tertiary Institutions are exclusively reserved for the Children of the RICH!!!

Practice what you preach my people!!!

#NoToReligionHypocrisy!!!
Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by grin88(m): 7:43am On Oct 08, 2017
OK

Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by Thelma1552: 10:16am On Oct 08, 2017
seunlayi:
No 1 to 5 all have something in common, there salvation is NOT GENUINE, they need to understand what being a CHRISTIAN IS



"...Earnestly contend for the faith"

THE HOLY BRETHREN.
LMAOOO!!
Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by SAMBARRY: 11:26am On Oct 08, 2017
grin

You didn't add all those mamas with huge hats or big geles looking at every young lady in a judgemental manner grin

I mean this kind of mamas that came to church to judge every lady's appearance

Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by NarnieSnyper(m): 11:55am On Oct 08, 2017
maestrojohn:
Those that goes to church cos their crush is there

undecided undecided
Dude, how dare you accuse me of something I am guilty of

Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by NarnieSnyper(m): 12:13pm On Oct 08, 2017
Thepasserby:
The devil agents

These one are always in the service to look for what to talk about. They are the ones who literally UnCloth the ladies with their eyes, they are always pressing their phones or doing something ungodly in the presence of God.

You hardly find most of them in church during prayer sessions.


#Sinister smile. Reminds me of a certain guy like this. Oh snap! That's me

Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by eagleonearth(m): 12:19pm On Oct 08, 2017
Thepasserby:
The repentant sinners

These one are always on the way to the altar to either give their lives to Christ or rededicate it back to him. They are always under the conviction of the Holy Spirit that they have sinned and need God's mercy. They don't care about what others say about them, all they want is Jesus and nothing more.

You often find them shedding tears during worship sessions and these are the ones Jesus refers to as "worshipers in spirit and truth"
you the chief judge, where do you fall into? And who told you that the one shedding tears openly and always going back to the altar is the one worshipping in spirit and truth? Give your heart to Christ cos as I'm looking at you, you're still an outsider.
Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by Bizideas7(m): 1:59pm On Oct 08, 2017
Na wa ooo, which be your Church?
Re: 5 Types Of Church Members you come across every sunday by shaunberry: 2:52pm On Oct 08, 2017
LWKMD OOOOO na soooooo. indeed it is 100% true :

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