ARIYA CENTRAL

Eyin eyan mi, mo ki yin kaabo si eto yin, eto wa, Ariya central.
I welcome you to another episode which promises to be superb.
Se e ti gbo ri?
Wipe Olorun ti n so awon omo Ogun Israeli ti n togbe nitoripe o mu oti sun.
Have you ears ever heard that the good God who created you, is like a man who turns up the Oprah Winfrey channel and dozes off.
Or have you ever heard that He is like that drunk tout that causes kasala in the garage and leaves his folks to fight for him while he sneaks away to be in the arms of the one who is paid to love him for an hour?
Have your heard that His hands are too short to get you out of trouble like the randy arara (dwarf) who ravages the wife of a man and now finds it difficult to open the door in order to escape?

Rara o.
Edumare is our help in ages past and will continue to be our help in the world to come.
That is the Edumare we are thankful to at this morning Ariya Central.

Adekunle o.
Omo wa, omo ekun, omo okunrin mefa.
The man that transforms most things to gold including his photoshop.
Dakun bring your ilu and beat for us that tone which African parents love to hear from their children who they feel are overdue for narriage
Dakun open the cistern of your mouth and let those excellent verses flow.
Sing to us that song called "Ready.

*The presenter moves slowly to the rythm of the song till the song ends*

Yes, yes, yes
Ekaabo pada si ori eto yin, eto wa, eto ti awon eyan agbaye lati London dey Espanyol ni Spain, lati Atlanta ni Merika titi de Kuala Lumpur nibiti awon omo kan ti n ta kidney won.
(Welcome back to this program, your program, our program. One which is being broadcast throughout the world, from London to Espanyol in Spain, from Atlanta in America to Kuala Lumpur where some boys have gone to sell their kidneys)

You are welcome once more.
Let us greet all our sponsors before we continue the segment.

Awon Iku baba yeye, alase ikeji orisha, Lamidi Olayiwola Adeyemi III Alaafin of Oyo, Oba Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi, Oni of Ife, and Omo N' Oba N' Edo, Uku Akpolokpolo, Oba Ewuare II, we greet you all.
We greet Senator Ifeanyi Gerald Iwuala his constant support and providing the big hall which we are currently broadcasting from.
Awon Tolu mejeji Bamidele ati Ewuyemi lati London, a ki yin gan o.
Covenant Chimnonso and sons wey dey import Tyre, anyi ne kele gi.
Madame Zainab Onomisi, owner of that wonderful Amala spot in Ikoyi, we thank you for allowing God work magic through your fingers o.
God knows my team and I are still dreaming of that steaming Amala felefele which we ate at your restaurant the previous week.
To our wonderful listeners who are joining us and wanting to advertise their products, send us a text message and we will get back to you.

Ariya central: oyinmomo eto ti n dun bi oyin.
Ariya central: that program wey dey make ya mouth smile like who win two million with 300 naira.
Ariya central: Nke anyi, program ne nwete ndu.

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My people.
You all have heard it from the horse's mouth.
Now is the time to start you off with Ariya proper lati Ariya Central.
Eto ti o n mu ogbon wa.
Eto ti o n mi ile tititi.
Eto ti o n mu ki ara yi ya gaga
Eto yi, eto wa, Ariya central.

Today, we bring you a wonderful story that makes the heart to 'jim jim jim' all the way to the end.

We don't mean Jim Iyke oo for all our listeners whose have spent a major part of their lives on watching nollywood films.

You know say some people don too watch dose kain film sotey dem know the best role wey fit everi actor.

That na why e dey dey rare say you see Mr. Ibu dey act like rich man wey get sense.
That na why you no fit see Chiwetel Agu dey act as good uncle for film make im no later go bury something for him brother farmland.
That na why you no go fit see any film wey Mercy Johnson and Ngozi Ezeonu no go cry.
As their two don already turn president for professional criers club.
That na why you nor go fit see say Kanayo o Kanayo or Pete Edoche dey poor for film.

Taa!!!!
People must die and those two must belong to the billionaires club.

To be continued in later broadcasts
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