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20 House Visitation Rules: by sylvesterxyz(f): 9:54am On Oct 09, 2017 |
1. Always call before visiting. * 2. Kindly remove your shoes before entering ones house, you dont clean it. * 3. If you're from the rural, kindly carry some chicken, fish, beans or other products. Cost of living is high. * 4. If in the same city, try visiting after meal times, observe family budget. * 5. If whoever you want isn't in, go back...stop entertaining the spouse or the maid. * 6. If you must go for a long call, kindly flush and leave the loo as clean as you found it. * 7. Visit on your own, don't carry groups to someone's house. * 8. Take your complicated nonsense far away... I don't eat red fish, I'm allergic to starch etc. No one forced you here. * 9. If you're an overnight guest...you must bathe. * 10. If you have a running stomach... stay in your house. * 11. Cease all stupid questions like...have you completed mortgage, is that your landlord, how much was this carpet. * 12. When serving food do not overload, you're not the only hungry soul. * 13. Don't confuse the household claiming you're full and satisfied and can only taste a bit... and end up tasting four full bowls. * 14. As much as possible invite your host to your home as well. * 15. Don't start haggling for the remote with your hosts kids. That's their home. * 16. If your host assists you with an umbrella, raincoat or flashlight...ki ndly return promptly with gratitude. Do not keep. * 17. When visiting a household with kids. Kindly carry for them some biscuits, sweets etc. These are proper manners. * 18. If you do breakfast with your host, try your utmost best, not to do lunch, as well. They don't offer food relief. * 19. If you're staying for overnight, you dont have to embarrass everyone by washing your underwear and hanging it like a flag in, awkward places... simply Rewind it until you get to your home. * 20. Ensure that you help around. Dont wait for everything to be done for you. If you don't agree with any of the rule please indicate........lol . www.3naija.com like my Facebook page @3naija.com |
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