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| Ever Wonder: by pingu2k5(m): 10:25am On Mar 10, 2010 |
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? I like this one!!! If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? |
| Re: Ever Wonder: by poceda(f): 10:30am On Mar 10, 2010 |
Interesting. Nice one there. |
| Re: Ever Wonder: by adetoru(f): 10:47am On Mar 10, 2010 |
Because they haven't perfected it yet .  |
| Re: Ever Wonder: by jessefly: 10:48am On Mar 10, 2010 |
pingu2k5: love these ones nic dude |
| Re: Ever Wonder: by adetoru(f): 10:49am On Mar 10, 2010 |
Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’? Because they haven't perfected it yet . |
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