@ cyclops4real

I guess you want constructive criticism. Well there no easy way to say this but your site is not very good. I am sorry to break it to you.

The colours do not work
The navigation is not aligned
The main header is annoying with the flying text
Your site is hosted on a free host
The digital clock you have on your site, that is so 80's

This is probably one of the worst sites I have seen on NL. Sorry but you asked for a review.

Marks out of 10 - 0.5!

I was suppose to stop reviewing sites and generally posting on nairalannd. But on seeing this i felt offended.

This site is very as a matter of fact too amateur. Everything is wrong. Why does links open either in new tab or new pop up window.

No be like so cyclops, when u just start, not all thing u learn u implement to your site, some are outdated and also, unnnessesary. Get hold of the general convention of looks and design pattern oof designing sites.

You can try a paid tutorial www.marknollis.com simply make a contact.

@Bidza. How far, whats up. You scored cyclops too high. My first day of designing with only HTML was not as bad as this.

There is room for improvement sha. I also do think the longer one takes to learn this things the better he does grab it, if he can still endure.

@ Donpuzo

I am good my Bro. Just working is taking over my life. About the logo issue we discussed sorry I did not get back to you BUT I think I will leave as it is for now.

YOU STOP POSTING ON NL Why man You give very good insights in your reviews and comments. I only signed up on NL on Sunday last week and I feel that at some level I know you. Keep the faith man.

I was on your website the other day. I could help noticing the green . I must say it works because it is just on the header and links most of site has white spaces, my favourite design technique.

I like the statement on your site -

"Donpuzo can boast of being one of the best Webmasters in Nigeria"

Just brilliant! Keep going man we will catch the dream one day soon.

@ cyclops4rea sorry for hijacking your post BUT if I was you I would drop Donpuzo an email.

Over and out

This is the problem with the forum, someone asks for a review and instead of doing just that we begin to insult the project while claiming that our first projects were far better than the project.

This is not fair and will discourage others from asking for help.

Unfortunately, majority of people that do this are just comfortable with the basics of web development even when they wrongly believe that they know enough.

@Afam. I don't see anything wrong in my review of cyclops site. Feel you are trying to raise a beef here, and i find that uncomfortable and immature of you.

If i said that, what's wrong, that will try to make him gingered and challenged to make his site more better.

Afam I repeat I know just well enough. If u like talk this or that, you self i bet you are already getting scared of what you think i am. Anyway, na nland we meet, na nland e go end. Scumbag!!!

Donpuzo:

@Afam. I don't see anything wrong in my review of cyclops site. Feel you are trying to raise a beef here, and i find that uncomfortable and immature of you.

If i said that, what's wrong, that will try to make him gingered and challenged to make his site more better.

Afam I repeat  I know just well enough. If u like talk this or that, you self i bet you are already getting scared of what you think i am. Anyway, na nland we meet, na nland e go end. Scumbag!!!

Empty barrels they say make the most noise.

You insult people and think you are challenging them? What do you know about web development that makes you think you qualify to talk nonsense about other peoples' projects?

You are silly, arrogant yet ignorant of what you think you know.

Donpuzo:

I was suppose to stop reviewing sites and generally posting on nairalannd. But on seeing this i felt offended.

This site is very as a matter of fact too amateur. Everything is wrong. Why does links open either in new tab or new pop up window.

No be like so cyclops, when u just start, not all thing u learn u implement to your site, some are outdated and also, unnnessesary. Get hold of the general convention of looks and design pattern oof designing sites.

You can try a paid tutorial www.marknollis.com simply make a contact.

@Bidza. How far, whats up. You scored cyclops too high. My first day of designing with only HTML was not as bad as this.

There is room for improvement sha. I also do think the longer one takes to learn this things the better he does grab it, if he can still endure.

Read the nonsense you put down above and ask people that may not be your friends to take a good look at your website and you will be shocked at the verdict. You cannot even get basic things aligned on your website simply because you don't know how to do it and you have the guts to insult other people.

I can guarantee you no serious organisation can spend just 2 minutes discussing with you on any meaningful project.

Ok sir. how did Agusto Produce engage me. www.agustoproduce.com why am i am developer for www.technoglobalprogrammers.com

Lol. My man no vex ohhh. When you think you are fit and humble enough to learn, make a request on www.marknollis.com contact page. That page also no dey aligned well.

Mr expert web developer.

Donpuzo:

Ok sir. how did Agusto Produce engage me. www.agustoproduce.com why am i am developer for www.technoglobalprogrammers.com

Lol. My man no vex ohhh. When you think you are fit and humble enough to learn, make a request on www.marknollis.com contact page. That page also no dey aligned well.

Mr expert web developer.

If you consider those websites big projects then I feel sorry for you.

By the way the second website refused to open, I guess you are not even sure of the website address of the project you claimed you worked on, real shame.

My dear, you have a long way to go.

Bidza Moyo:

@ Donpuzo

I am good my Bro. Just working is taking over my life. About the logo issue we discussed sorry I did not get back to you BUT I think I will leave as it is for now.

YOU STOP POSTING ON NL Why man You give very good insights in your reviews and comments. I only signed up on NL on Sunday last week and I feel that at some level I know you. Keep the faith man.

I was on your website the other day. I could help noticing the green  . I must say it works because it is just on the header and links most of site has white spaces, my favourite design technique.

I like the statement on your site -

"Donpuzo can boast of being one of the best Webmasters in Nigeria"

Just brilliant! Keep going man we will catch the dream one day soon.

@ cyclops4rea sorry for hijacking your post BUT if I was you I would drop Donpuzo an email.

Over and out

Thanks ohhh. I am actually working endlessly to attaining more than that. And Nland aspiring moderator no won see me be it.

I been dey surprise when u say green na only for nature site, i been won talk to [b]Afam [/b]pay am some cash to re align and color am. Since he hardly gets jobs and thinks he  can drop shits on me.

How far have you gone on using that link i gave you? I also will recomend one application for you, it will bring the same effect, and yet make the work less easier.

Mail me.

My man na www.technoglobalprogrammers. net And mind you i didn't do that site, i actually work there as a developer.

Men that's not all ohhh, if i begin dey list am, e go be like say i dey proud. Pls my friend, get a life, and stop wrecking harvock here and there, thinking you are spiting me.

I have absolutely no problems with you and i think you deserve some epitome of regard, of which i have given you.

Peace.

ps: Ginjah your Swagger

@ afam did you actually go on the site. Because if you did I do not see a review from you. What do you think of the site?

afam for signature is "Facts are sacred and they always stand the test of time. Lies never last" it is ironic because it is a fact that that website is half baked. This is no disrespect to @ cyclops4rea but all we are doing is giving him the facts and this will stand the test of time. (using your words)

@ afam you really seem defensive. Is it your site?

i have not read through all the posts but i have VISITED the site.

it usually is not in my nature. but the only review i can give you is that

THIS IS UTTER CRAP,

TEAR IT DOWN AND START AGAIN.

you can start with the insults and self pity/defense now.

why now?
Please get back to the drawing board. Take some time, look at other sites.
Chk out their color combo, their layout then try to come up with an idea
EVEN B4 YOU TYPE THE FIRST KET ON YOUR KEYBOARD.

My guys, any problems with how i reviewed that site. Na real shitttt na.

I repeat: This site is very as a matter of fact too amateur. Everything is wrong. Why does links open either in new tab or new pop up window.

No be like so cyclops, when u just start, not all thing u learn u implement to your site, some are outdated and also, unnnessesary. Get hold of the general convention of looks and design pattern oof designing sites.

not trying to be offensive here but awful doesn't even begin to describe the site
when was it designed. 2010 or 1992?
no one is going to take your products seriously with that kind of site (at least i wont)
pls, abeg, biko change the entire outlook of the website.

@dominique. Na so i see am ohhh.

Shey no be how site look, people go patronize am.

Me self, i still dey try sometimes learn esthetically good design, although more of the coding type this days.

Ooo men, see fight. and @poster, its evident dat u used a template 4dis. i'd advice u first learn d HTML basics b4 venturing in2 d use of templates. dat way u can be in total control. see d green u used are too shouty and is realy disturbing visitor's vision. u can be a gud designer only if u take time 2luk at gr8 webpages and try 2come up wit replica, wit time, u'll be able to tweak ur way. u tried bro. its not easy to knw hw to hyperlink let alone uploading a site. find a way 2get urself polished and stick to maximum of three domineering colors in ur future projects. u'll be ok.

That site is mediocre period. It's nothing to write hell about.

Donpuzo:

Ok sir. how did Agusto Produce engage me. www.agustoproduce.com why am i am developer for www.technoglobalprogrammers.com

Lol. My man no vex ohhh. When you think you are fit and humble enough to learn, make a request on www.marknollis.com contact page. That page also no dey aligned well.

Mr expert web developer.

My man Segun did that site.

Bidza Moyo:

@ afam did you actually go on the site. Because if you did I do not see a review from you. What do you think of the site?

afam for signature is "Facts are sacred and they always stand the test of time. Lies never last" it is ironic because it is a fact that that website is half baked. This is no disrespect to @ cyclops4rea but all we are doing is giving him the facts and this will stand the test of time. (using your words)

@ afam you really seem defensive. Is it your site?

I don't have to be the developer of the website to comment on it the way I did.

Reviews and insults are not the same and that is what you must understand. Unfortunately, a lot of us don't understand the difference.

Point out what is wrong with the website - that is the essence of a review not insulting the developer and ridiculing his work.

The funny thing is that those who are quick to insult other developers usually have badly setup or sub standard websites and when you point that out they begin to create excuses.

What do you know about Segun Mustapha?

Do you know i design under him.

Do you know i program for www.levelsevenltd.com

What do you know about good design.

Ore be stop being a hater. I can't even waste a lot of time arguing with you on how good u are or how better u are than me.

If you are chop ur money, if u are not, remain the scumbag your are. And if you feel insulted go engage in a seppuku.

ScoreLine: AFAM 4 - 2 DONPUZO.

Scoreline for wetin?

Before we take to any war or game, you must use a programming language to declare the scoreline.

D way dis programin thing is doin u ehn, luks 2me like all dis ginger is because u just startd programing. if i decide using IF and ECHO statements here, i'll end up insulting u, so jaust lemme be. dem neva deliver my ammunitions 4rm iraQ. until then, d scoreline remains as b4.

lollllllllllllllll. I never see person wey funny pass u for nland.

I thought you will be using OOP php, wey i go learn from wella. You won dey use if and else/ else if. Abegi jare. use switch case and interpenetrate through classes and objects, then me and this man go start that war.

Abi na like this you won take declare the wahala.

<?php
$Donpuzo="3"
$Afam="4"

if $Donpuzo>$Afam{
echo("Donpuzo is leading"
}
else{ echo("That mad man Afam is leading"
}
?>

Gbam!!!