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| Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Facebook by Nobody: 3:35pm On Oct 15, 2017 |
I sent him a friend request on Facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in: PASTOR: How are you? ME: I'm fine Daddy. PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head. ME: (No reply) PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family. ME: (No reply)' PASTOR: May God slash you with the axe of long life. ME: (No reply) PASTOR: May God stab you with the knife of riches. ME: (No reply) PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success! ME: (No reply) PASTOR: May the Trade centre of happiness collapse on you and your family. ME: (No reply) PASTOR: My son are you there? ME: Yes Daddy! PASTOR: You should be saying Amen to claim the Blessings. ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir! PASTOR: Alright my son go ahead. ME: May the over speeding trailer of Blessings jam and crush you and your family, PASTOR: (No reply). ME: May the light of God blind your eye that you may not see the sufferings of this life anymore, PASTOR: (No reply) ME: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members, PASTOR: (No reply) ME: May the sea of miracle drown you and your family members, PASTOR: (No reply) ME: May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap you sir! PASTOR: (No reply) ME: May the death of riches kill you, your family members and all your friends and relations, PASTOR: (No reply) ME: May the anointing from above destroy your church and kill all your church members excluding me and my family in Jesus name (Amen)! PASTOR: (No reply) ME: Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should be saying Amen to all these wonderful Prayers. PASTOR: May thunder fire you! Idiot.... Plz keep laughing and forget the bad situation of Nigeria joooooooor!!! |
| Re: Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Facebook by kingxsamz(m): 3:39pm On Oct 15, 2017 |
Ok sorry |
| Re: Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Facebook by Nobody: 3:53pm On Oct 15, 2017 |
What kind of blasphemy is this? |
| Re: Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Facebook by obinna58(m): 4:01pm On Oct 15, 2017 |
Why you always lying  |
| Re: Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Facebook by Tinnytony24(m): 4:08pm On Oct 15, 2017 |
What manner of fuckery is this one again??  1 Like |
| Re: Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Facebook by Nukilia: 4:14pm On Oct 15, 2017 |
Tosinex: Look for something elese to joke about bro |
| Re: Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Facebook by NPComplete: 7:18pm On Oct 15, 2017 |
Dry hackneyed joke. OP you are 3 years late. This joke was the most common joke of 2014. Only that u made it longer and less funny. |
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