This question was asked on Twitter moments ago;

"As a graduate, would you accept a job of N900,000 monthly as a Gateman?"

Here were the crazy and hilarious responses that followed....... Nigerians, I hail una o

1. I would have said NO but my hobbies include opening and closing of gate.

2. Why I con go school na, if not to be a young smart gateman? My dream job, we're all gatemen in our family.

3. See you, gateman that am doing free of charge most days these days..... Izz like u want me to resume on credit already, abi?

4. I would even work seven days a week and twice on Sundays.... I go even train my pikin to take over from me.

5. I can be the gateman, the dog, the security lights and the alarm

6 After taking the job, I would pick up a form to do my masters and PhD in Opening gate and security science to be a better gateman

7. I started opening gate when I was 6 months old, so I hv too much experience plsss. Where can I apply?

8. Is it not just to open and close gate? Call me your GM.. Boss of the gate.. Commander in chief of the gate forces. When do I start?

9. Some are gatemen, some are Senior Access Controllers.. I'd even combine the two together.

10. Me that i will use my certificate to be fanning myself beside the gate when am feeling heat.

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Hell yeah.

Yes o

And how much is the tie and suit office job pays
With two hands wide open I receive it in Jesus Name Amen.

Is this suppose to be a question?


Smh

I will take the job oooo with free shoe shining for the Boss!

. I would have said NO but my hobbies include opening and closing of gate.[b][/b]

na dis talk burst my brain

.As a graduate, would you accept a job of N900,000
monthly as a Gateman?"
*1. I would have said NO but my hobbies include opening
and closing of gate.
*2. Is it not just to open and close gate? Call me your GM..
Boss of the gate.. Commander in chief of the gate forces.
When do I start?*

Hilarious indeed!

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Yes, with all pleasure. 300-500k is ok nah. 'Corporate Gateman' loading...... I will dress more than a bank manager sef. I will save enough.

Na gate of heaven you wn guard?