*walks into the bar, scans around, notices empty lounge chair and table, plops into the chair with a visible heave of her chest,
keys on the table, BB in hand signals for a waitress*

Ayetty, I am getting ready for my shift, so I need you to okay my outfit. I wld like to wear a white wife beater tied right above my navel with some shiny black tights. Shey this is good enough, I want to empty he pockets I'd sauron, tkb, pataki,elder, unstable 190,  emperor and any man I see in my path. Oya tel me If this outfit is okay so I can come behind the bar ooh.

Legendaire:

@Sauron
No one, I just got punished for causing trouble.
Same thing you did, but I got banned for it.

You are a gentleman. . . . .So much was expected from you.
But for a villainous character like Sauron. . . .na normal yarns.

bluespice:

*walks into the bar, scans around, notices empty lounge chair and table, plops into the chair with a visible heave of her chest,
keys on the table, BB in hand signals for a waitress*

Oh here I am. . .you are not a guy. FLLLLLL this customer is yours.  

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

r321 u cracked the divinci code

now buy drinks and let everyone forget it!!

kai abeke - this outfit is too unholy. . . . . . . . I LOVE IT- now go make me money do sum work!!

190 sorry pleasemods ill be there with u now

ayettymama:

where did i get all these customers that dont understand english??

legenderie

are u going to order a drink and talk betta tin

or are u goin to stand there with your hands in your pockets chattin irrelevance??

FL  

you de fall my hand oooo

No vex my cherie

ayettymama:

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

r321 u cracked the divinci code

now buy drinks and let everyone forget it!!

kai abeke - this outfit is too unholy. . . . . . . . I LOVE IT- now go make me money do sum work!!

190 sorry pleasemods ill be there with u now

No he didnt, I did.

r231:

Legendaire = PATAKI

na wahala you want be that.
Even I know dude does not entertain that kinda threads

r231:

Legendaire = PATAKI

Sauron, Eldee, Mamagee, TKB419 and now Pataki??

I think some people are waiting to say I'm Seun.

follypimpi:


Are u still up for tonite ??

Jeeeeeeeeeez. . . . . . .I completely forgot.
Bloody hell. . . .And there's a Mary in ma crib as we speak.
I am afraid. . . .I might have to stab it.

Abekeade08:

Ayetty, I am getting ready for my shift, so I need you to okay my outfit. I wld like to wear a white wife beater tied right above my navel with some shiny black tights. Shey this is good enough, I want to empty he pockets I'd sauron, tkb, pataki,elder, unstable 190,  emperor and any man I see in my path. Oya tel me If this outfit is okay so I can come behind the bar ooh.

Unless stripping is part of the whole package, you are not getting a penny from ma pockets.

Legendaire:

Sauron, Eldee, Mamagee, TKB419 and now Pataki??

I think some people are waiting to say I'm Seun.

You are Seun and I know!

~Sauron~:

You are a gentleman. . . . .So much was expected from you.
But for a villainous character like Sauron. . . .na normal yarns.

That's double standards . . . but I'm not after them.
I'm going to hunt you down.

i dedicate this to jaquan-

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Legendaire:

That's double standards . . . but I'm not after them.
I'm going to hunt you down.

How many hours ban?

Ahh ayetty, just tryna make us some money, okay guys place ur order.

@Sauron
That might disclose my identity to the mods.

michelin89:

You are Seun and I know!

How did you know??
Being the geek that I am, I banned myself for going off-topic.

please mods use the report to moderator option to send a message directly to them

stop using my club to appeal!- they will unban u soon

legenderie is barred

That Dude is either Tkb417 or Pataki

chick2poor

ayettymama:

please mods use the report to moderator option to send a message directly to them

stop using my club to appeal!- they will unban u soon

legenderie is barred

Erm, it's Mr Legendaire to you.

@chic2pimp

Some people think I'm Seun.
What do you have to say about that??

watever ur barred and no longer welcome

pls leave

Ogini, strip wetin, me no dey strip oh. Sauron this is decent bar, if u want to see strippers take the first right at yaba left. So mr sauron what can I get for u?

michelin89:

Oh here I am. . .you are not a guy. FLLLLLL this customer is yours.  

*10 mins after still no sign of an advancing waiter or waitress, rises up to go, spots yetty in a corner*

na my sister's friend get this joint sef

*walks to the bar*

gators so na u even dey on shift today, abeg i need a drink
scotch on the rocks pls it's been a long day

bluespice:

*10 mins after still no sign of an advancing waiter or waitress, rises up to go, spots yetty in a corner*

na my sister's friend get this joint sef

*walks to the bar*

gators so na u even dey on shift today, abeg i need a drink
scotch on the rocks pls it's been a long day

Ok, because you're so special, half-off.
That will be $$50

Legendaire:

@Sauron
That might disclose my identity to the mods.

How did you know??
Being the geek that I am, I banned myself for going off-topic.

Seun can do that and even more.

You wanted to fool us, Seun eh? [size=5pt]now I am waiting for my own ban![/size]

Abekeade08:

Ogini, strip wetin, me no dey strip oh. Sauron this is decent bar, if u want to see strippers take the first right at yaba left. So mr sauron what can I get for u?

Take off your panties, first.
I don't drink in a bar until i see what is beneath the garments of who is serving me?

Legendaire:

@Sauron
That might disclose my identity to the mods.

I feel you.
Lemme allow Chic2chimp to exercise his mental power with his guessing game.

FL Gators:

Ok, because you're so special, half-off.
That will be $$50

keep my tab open, i'm meeting a couple of my friends tonight

~Sauron~:

Take off your panties, first.
I don't drink in a bar until i see what is beneath the garments of who is serving me?

What is this strumentalization of women?