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I Just Got This. It Is Funny. Pls Enjoy And Pass On. by psucc(m): 8:40pm On Oct 17, 2017
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Some Nigerians can be very funny. I saw these abbreviations somewhere and it caught my attention.
Look at them .......

*NAIRA* - Never Allow Igbos Rule Again

*PHCN* - Problem Has Changed Name

*HAUSA* - House Animals Using Seat of Authority

*APC* - Association of Past Criminals

*NYSC* - Now Your Struggles Continue

*PDP* - People Deceiving People.

*MTN* - Maintain Total Nonsense

*ABACHA* - After Babangida Another Criminal Has Arrived

*NEPA* - Never Expect Power Again

*BUHARI* - Brought Unnecessary Hardship Among Reasonable Individuals.

Don't laugh alone.......Let others laugh with you.
NIGERIA IS SECOND TO NONE.

Na only for Naija e de happen o.....

*Na only for Naija you
go see fish inside
"MEAT PIE"..

*Na only for Naija we
dey count money after
we withdraw am from
ATM because we no
even trust ATM
machines.

*Na only for Naija
PHCN dey say:-Win a
brand new GENERATOR
if you pay your NEPA
bill...

*Na only for Naija
people dey horn for
traffic light make e
quick change from Red
to Green...

*Na only for Naija
Pharmacy dey sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin, Puff puff and beer.

Wetin you no see for
Naija, you no fit see am
anywhere in d world...

*Na only for naija you go see one person dey use Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once while his mother dey sell groundnut
for Junction.

*Na only for Naija, you go see mad man dey
control traffic, people
wey get sense dey obey.

*Na only for Naija, you go see native doctor dey use laptop connected with MTN modem. Maybe they are now consulting the spirits online..

*Na only for naija u go
see a man selling a book from street to street that says HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITHOUT STRESS. I wonder why him no read d book.

I salute Nigerians......
Just laugh out DAT stress jhor
My Nigeria Your Nigeria our Nigeria My country if you. Agree share it�����

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Re: I Just Got This. It Is Funny. Pls Enjoy And Pass On. by Nobody: 8:43pm On Oct 17, 2017
I be wan vex for the op but the mad man controlling traffic and the book seller got me laughing. cheesy

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Re: I Just Got This. It Is Funny. Pls Enjoy And Pass On. by omobamatrix: 8:43pm On Oct 17, 2017
Nigeria been associated with every degree of hardness God help us
Re: I Just Got This. It Is Funny. Pls Enjoy And Pass On. by Nobody: 9:03pm On Oct 17, 2017
Brainless
Undeservin'
Heartless
And
Retarrded
Individual

-Buhari

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Re: I Just Got This. It Is Funny. Pls Enjoy And Pass On. by Ebios(m): 9:07pm On Oct 17, 2017
ShyCypher:
Brainless
Undeservin'
Heartless
And
Retarrded
Individual

-Buhari
mmmm....guy u dey vex o
thank God d social media bill didnt see the day...if not, dem for trace u for this "flawless finishing"

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Re: I Just Got This. It Is Funny. Pls Enjoy And Pass On. by danieljessy: 9:08pm On Oct 17, 2017
The pharmacy n ATM part got me laughing grin grin grin
Re: I Just Got This. It Is Funny. Pls Enjoy And Pass On. by danieljessy: 9:10pm On Oct 17, 2017
The pharmacy n ATM part made me laugh grin grin grin
Re: I Just Got This. It Is Funny. Pls Enjoy And Pass On. by psucc(m): 9:10pm On Oct 17, 2017
CaptainJeffry:
I be wan vex for the op but the mad man controlling traffic and the book seller got me laughing. cheesy
Some calls for serious concern. Like the counting of money after withdrawal from ATM. That's the extent Nigerians have lost trust on each other and even our ATM is no longer trusted.
Re: I Just Got This. It Is Funny. Pls Enjoy And Pass On. by researcherdotcom(m): 9:12pm On Oct 17, 2017
front page a beg
Re: I Just Got This. It Is Funny. Pls Enjoy And Pass On. by VillageWinch: 9:17pm On Oct 17, 2017
Good one

Lalasticlala
Re: I Just Got This. It Is Funny. Pls Enjoy And Pass On. by dnawah(m): 10:03pm On Oct 17, 2017
na only in 9ja nepa dey use generator,4 their office.
Re: I Just Got This. It Is Funny. Pls Enjoy And Pass On. by Nobody: 11:46pm On Oct 17, 2017
Lolz cheesy
Re: I Just Got This. It Is Funny. Pls Enjoy And Pass On. by konshency(m): 12:05am On Oct 18, 2017
i will see to your case.....

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