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As A Graduate, Will You Work As A Gateman For 900k? (funny Answers) by Axelrod(m): 9:09pm On Oct 17, 2017 |
This question was asked on Twitter moments ago; "As a graduate, would you accept a job of N900,000 monthly as a Gateman?" Here were the crazy and hilarious responses that followed....... Nigerians, I hathee 1. I would have said NO but my hobbies include opening and closing of gate. 2. Why I con go school na, if not to be a young smart gateman? My dream job, we're all gatemen in our family. 3. See you, gateman that am doing free of charge most days these days..... Izz like u want me to resume on credit already, abi? 4. I would even work seven days a week and twice on Sundays.... I go even train my pikin to take over from me. 5. I can be the gateman, the dog, the security lights and the alarm 6 After taking the job, I would pick up a form to do my masters and PhD in Opening gate and security science to be a better gateman 7. I started opening gate when I was 6 months old, so I hv too much experience plsss. Where can I apply? 8. Is it not just to open and close gate? Call me your GM.. Boss of the gate.. Commander in chief of the gate forces. When do I start? 9. Some are gatemen, some are Senior Access Controllers.. I'd even combine the two together. 10. Me that i will use my certificate to be fanning myself beside the gate when am feeling heat 2 Likes |
Re: As A Graduate, Will You Work As A Gateman For 900k? (funny Answers) by swazpedro(m): 9:15pm On Oct 17, 2017 |
Lol 1 Like |
Re: As A Graduate, Will You Work As A Gateman For 900k? (funny Answers) by pimpchi(m): 9:18pm On Oct 17, 2017 |
E no go better for poverty... 1 Like |
Re: As A Graduate, Will You Work As A Gateman For 900k? (funny Answers) by Axelrod(m): 9:25pm On Oct 17, 2017 |
Lol |
Re: As A Graduate, Will You Work As A Gateman For 900k? (funny Answers) by Axelrod(m): 9:27pm On Oct 17, 2017 |
pimpchi:I dey tell you! |
Re: As A Graduate, Will You Work As A Gateman For 900k? (funny Answers) by Blizzy9ja: 9:42pm On Oct 17, 2017 |
This number 10 weak me... I need space to faint 10. Me that i will use my certificate to be fanning myself beside the gate when am feeling heat 2 Likes |
Re: As A Graduate, Will You Work As A Gateman For 900k? (funny Answers) by Axelrod(m): 9:55pm On Oct 17, 2017 |
Blizzy9ja: Hahahahaha. That number weak us all! |
Re: As A Graduate, Will You Work As A Gateman For 900k? (funny Answers) by beshiman(m): 10:29pm On Oct 17, 2017 |
Abeg! I no fit laugh ooo! I just finished eating! ;DAbeg! I no fit laugh ooo! I just finished eating! |
Re: As A Graduate, Will You Work As A Gateman For 900k? (funny Answers) by franklyncj: 12:27am On Oct 18, 2017 |
lolz |
Re: As A Graduate, Will You Work As A Gateman For 900k? (funny Answers) by MVLOX(m): 11:20am On Oct 18, 2017 |
Seriously many of us get years of experience from opening gate oo... So y not afta all many gatemen dey earn pass graduates way dey work so called white collar jabs |
Re: As A Graduate, Will You Work As A Gateman For 900k? (funny Answers) by sunbbo(m): 11:24am On Oct 18, 2017 |
Lol |
Re: As A Graduate, Will You Work As A Gateman For 900k? (funny Answers) by Nobody: 2:44pm On Oct 18, 2017 |
lol...it's so funny people are earning three million monthly with respectable jobs... this life cef, it's really how you lay your bed. |
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