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Wrong Number by Mauricemoh: 11:29pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
A phone rings in the house, a little girl picks it up "Hello" she says "Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?" a voice on the other end answers "No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." The little girl quipped "After a brief pause daddy says "but honey u haven't got an uncle Paul!" "Oh yes I do and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now." Brief pause "uh okay then, this is what I want u to do put the phone down on the table, run upstairs knock on the bedroom door and shout to mommy daddy's car just pulled in the driveway." "Ok daddy just a minute." A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, "done it daddy." "What happened honey?" "Well mommy got scared jumped out of bed naked, ran round the room screaming, tripped over and knocked her head on the dresser now she ain't moving at all." "What about Uncle Paul?" asked Dad? "He jumped out the window into the swimming pool but I guess he didn't know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he's dead." Really long pause this time. Now confused, Daddy says "What swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?" "No this is 486-5713." Sorry wrong number, F |
Re: Wrong Number by Abbygyal(f): 1:28am On Mar 13, 2010 |
lool. . .weird |
Re: Wrong Number by Dyt(f): 9:37am On Mar 13, 2010 |
Wat d F? Dat guy jst ruined a family,nice one thou |
Re: Wrong Number by Baxilexi(m): 12:57pm On Mar 13, 2010 |
lool, the least he should have done was to tell the girl to dial 911. |
Re: Wrong Number by Dyt(f): 2:03pm On Mar 13, 2010 |
I think i can help wit dat,awww its a bit late,R.I.P |
Re: Wrong Number by Baxilexi(m): 3:12pm On Mar 13, 2010 |
Ah-Ah, at least a befitting burial should be in order. I want Egusi and pounded yam present + pepsi, big bottle thats all. Do accept my condolence |
Re: Wrong Number by Dyt(f): 7:28pm On Mar 13, 2010 |
Nawao,so if person die now na food pple go dey chop 4 party nt even ordinary dish,a well prepared meal,me i fear u wel if u stil wanna v it,jst cal me,i think i know d venue,ole,wobia |
Re: Wrong Number by Arcani: 8:26pm On Mar 13, 2010 |
OMG!!!! I am BACK!! |
Re: Wrong Number by Dyt(f): 8:30pm On Mar 13, 2010 |
So do we dissappear,enwz ow wz ur journey thou u didnt tel us wen u were leavin |
Re: Wrong Number by Baxilexi(m): 11:39pm On Mar 13, 2010 |
@Dyt, wobia!!! when where you born . . . before the nigerian civil war!!! thats something my grandmother would say . . . are you one of her fathers many illegitimate children?? |
Re: Wrong Number by Dyt(f): 12:35am On Mar 14, 2010 |
Mayb,illegitimate lost cousin,finally found one,tell me where d rest r,okanjua afara fin fin |
Re: Wrong Number by EfemenaXY: 9:32am On Jun 05, 2010 |
*Error* Papa and Pikin suppose know each other voice na - abi? |
Re: Wrong Number by Marhoski(m): 10:13am On Jun 05, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: the thing tire m o. |
Re: Wrong Number by StudioCFR(m): 11:42am On Jun 05, 2010 |
Dyt: iwolomo, elenu gbeske |
Re: Wrong Number by Nobody: 5:31pm On Jun 05, 2010 |
nice |
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