Thought it was funny enough to share. 

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A man died & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day”. The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.

Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in, Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."
But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man. A concerned fellow calls him aside and said,
"Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work.
The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the corrupt contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on.

And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant,
so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other business!!"

,  IT PAYS TO BE A NIGERIAN [/size]

Moved From Politics

kosovo:

Thought it was funny enough to share. 

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A man died & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day”. The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.

Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in, Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."
But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man. A concerned fellow calls him aside and said,
"Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work.
The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the corrupt contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on.

And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant,
so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other business!!"

,  IT PAYS TO BE A NIGERIAN [/size]

This is funny!!!

Ewoooo!

And we are suppose to be laffing right ? How did this become a mod anyway ?

^^ hehe. funnier than d original joke.

Also the devil may have entered a coma and his wife is there bullshitting the condenmed!

Another joke on the theme of Nigeria and hell:

OBJ, George Bush and Tony Blair all died and are in hell. The Devil allows them all to make phonecalls to their country. Tony Blair gets on the phone and yaks for hours. He speaks to David Cameron , the Queen and others for ages . When he is done the devil announces that the cost of the phonecall is £80,000. Tony Blair pays and sits down.

George Bush is next. He too talks for hours speaking to Obama, Clinton , Al gore and others. When he finished the devil informed him that the cost will be $250,000. Bush pays.

Obasanjo is next. Not to be outdone , the former Nigerian President talks for longest. He spoke to Yar Adua, Ogbulafor, El-Rufai, Ribadu, Daniel , IBB, Ahmadu Ali,  Bode George, et al for almost 24 hours . After the call OBJ smiled . He expected the highest bill and he was looking forward to the satisfaction of paying it with aplomb. The devil then announced that the cost of OBJ's phone call is only 20 Naira !!!! OBJ was shocked and dissapointed !!! How come my phonecall is so cheap he blubbered ? The devil looks at OBJ with amusement and announces : " when you call another hell from this hell , the call is cheap because it is regarded as a local call " !!!!!!

I heard this joke on a catholic program.

At least lets have something to crack our ribs in the politics section. It Shouldn't always be the usuall bad news always.

eina:

At least lets have something to crack our ribs in the politics section. It Shouldn't always be the usuall bad news always.

Isn't it negative?

@afam. Of course its negative. But unlike the other negative threads that makes you frightened of your existence in Nigeria, this one calms down your heart beat by laughing it off.

This is a brilliant piece of humorous satire,a piece that can be attributed to someone like Ali Baba.

A true reflection of some of nigerian syndrome

afam4eva:

Isn't it negative?

I think it is.

The second joke is so funny.

Abeg, lets avoid reposting already posted jokes

u just made ma day

Wow!!

Loved both jokes

lol