peter: daddy
dad: wetin?
Peter:abeg i dey do maths home work, dem sey make i find the lowest common multiple
dad:Swho, dem still dem find that thing, the time wen i dey ur age dem dey find am? so dem neva still see am. That wan don pass be careful, i noh sure say dem go fit see am

:d

Three men set up shops next 2 each other on one lane. Due 2 fierce competition, each dcded 2 advertise his business. The 1 ön the right made an ad poster readin 'GREAT PRODUCTS NEW ARRIVAL!!' n placd it on his window. The 1 on the left made an ad poster readin 'GREAT PRICES 50% OFF!!". n placd it on his window. The 1 in the middle made his ad n placed on the entrance readin " MAIN ENTRANCE"

lol

WafiJoe:

Three men set up shops next 2 each other on one lane. Due 2 fierce competition, each dcded 2 advertise his business. The 1 ön the right made an ad poster readin 'GREAT PRODUCTS NEW ARRIVAL!!' n placd it on his window. The 1 on the left made an ad poster readin 'GREAT PRICES 50% OFF!!". n placd it on his window. The 1 in the middle made his ad n placed on the entrance readin " MAIN ENTRANCE"

Guy u gat to explain thy self better as for moi i do not understand.

wetin i wan explain

Guy, keep them coming o jare

[i]area i hail [/i]

wafi i dey hail o!

i hail una too

oga bernard, e don tei oh

Not bad

Eh eh eh eh eh

A pastor told one of his member, Doctor by profession.

Pastor: You have been a faithful tither.

Doctor: Yes pastor.

Pastor: May God bless you and prosper the work of your hands, but may i never be your patient.

Iseeeeeeee!