1. He will bleach Jacob with his cream.
2. The muscles around his anus (rectal muscles in anatomy) will become too weak to control bowel movement.
3. Farting will become his companion but it won't smell, and it won't stop.
4.He will start using adult pampers to package his leaking anus, especially whenever he is having dysentery. ( fecal incontinence in medical term)
5. Herbalists in Yoruba land will gang up to feast on the money he is saving now, because he will suffer from pile and he would need to go to them for treatment.
6. He will start experiencing thick menstrual flow and abdominal pains. He won't be able to afford 'Always' (pads) so he will need to use tissue, handkerchief or rag to package the blood.
7. His Alhaji senator would go for Hassan and dump him.
8. He will become to weak to twerk, too worried to Snapchat and too humbled to brag.
9. Gossip Mill and Yabaleft will see his Snapchat in other blogs & ignore. Instead, they will prefer to talk about us who believe in dignity of labour. They will be talking about our clean plenty money. Lolzz.
10. Jacob will become PA to Hassan.

Then he would realise that it pays more to be healthy than to be wealthy.

Then he would realise the reason why some of us have decided to play it cool with life, focused, steady and prayerful.

That she/his looks like latrine anyway!

All this Sentence for one female boy!

His/her life @Risk!

she or him right now sef!

11. He'll commit suicide

LA yansh LA WIDE