LifeofAirforce:


If he must do that , definitely not for an ugly flat chested bitch like you.

Ahh thats harsh

LifeofAirforce:


If he must do that , definitely not for an ugly flat chested bitch like you.

shaybebaby:


But I have a partner so that might not be for a long long time. Besides, he's married to a lovely lady who knows just how to handle him.

So no gal friend? Why? I hope I won't hear the same naija girls complaints that is rife on this forum.

Spill, yous a decent fella so whats keeping you?

Eh eh so u have a partner ok ooo.

Shayshay u peopl have misunderstood this word ''girlfriend''
Girlfriend=A girlfriend is a female friend or acquaintance,
often a regular female ...

You a girlfriend to me just like every other ladies here
Maybe partner will be the right word
Well for now I don't have a partner,I would ve gotten before now oo but I No lady will ever choose a Distance relationship&A No sex relationship.
That the type of relationship I want.

shaybebaby:


But I have a partner so that might not be for a long long time. Besides, he's married to a lovely lady who knows just how to handle him.

So no gal friend? Why? I hope I won't hear the same naija girls complaints that is rife on this forum.

Spill, yous a decent fella so whats keeping you?

You know am alway's busy so I needed the opposite gender who will appreciate that busy,it a first priority.

As for no sex,not that I hate it ooo you know every human loves it infact majority.
But I ve to put it like that coz of how busy I am most times.
somone who will not start thinking negatively or may feel am cheating outside when am at work.

So that the reason why Mr martin is single.
Eh eh your ear's don fillup na abi
Shayshay u

This guy too dey showw offf.. smh . proud and arrogant

Ge0grapher:


What if he tells you to work on your b00bs??

And her dentition, Hausa nje goro

Martin0:


You know am alway's busy so I needed the opposite gender who will appreciate that busy,it a first priority.

As for no sex,not that I hate it ooo you know every human loves it infact majority.
But I ve to put it like that coz of how busy I am most times.
somone who will not start thinking negatively or may feel am cheating outside when am at work.

So that the reason why Mr martin is single.
Eh eh your ear's don fillup na abi
Shayshay u

Hmm...
This being busy is serious o. But what I gather is you don't really want one at the moment. When you do, you will find a way to make room for your partner, to accommodate them. All relationships need time invested.
Can't have it all darling, but it explains the single aspect. But don't tell me you have not been indulging in other forms of recreation in the mean time, (hit and run things)

AlexandriaToria:
Igbo guys won't kill somebody

u just want to start Nairaland tribal war this morning

Hisduchess:


u just want to start Nairaland tribal war this morning

Ok I get it. You are an Igbo lady and you hate Yorubas. Which tribe uses the word Obodo Oyingbo to describe abroad? If you are in the mood to fight, why don't you go to the market and meet your friends

shaybebaby:

Hmm...
This being busy is serious o. But what I gather is you don't really want one at the moment. When you do, you will find a way to make room for your partner, to accommodate them. All relationships need time invested.
Can't have it all darling, but it explains the single aspect. But don't tell me you have not been indulging in other forms of recreation in the mean time, (hit and run things)

Hahahahh na wa for u ooo
Who will say he does not want a partner?
Chai shayshay u ve finished me

Well maybe when the partner comes..

Hahahahah so am doing behind the scene abi ok oooo
U saying that on ur own oooo

Oya come and ve ur coffee..
And prepear let go clubbing tonight..

...

Martin0:


Hahahahh na wa for u ooo
Who will say he does not want a partner?
Chai shayshay u ve finished me

Well maybe when the partner comes..

Hahahahah so am doing behind the scene abi ok oooo
U saying that on ur own oooo

Oya come and ve ur coffee..
And prepear let go clubbing tonight..

I see you what you doing, trying to deflect . Na lie, stay on topic .. And confess all to your shay shay.

No more coffee today o, I have turned a new leaf from 8 cups a day to my 1. Had to cut down on the buzzing levels.

As for clubbing, where we heading? Must chop first to line our bellies.

shaybebaby:

I see you what you doing, trying to deflect . Na lie, stay on topic .. And confess all to your shay shay.

No more coffee today o, I have turned a new leaf from 8 cups a day to my 1. Had to cut down on the buzzing levels.

As for clubbing, where we heading? Must chop first to line our bellies.

Hahahahahah
Shayshay I see am not trying to deflect ee
See I ve told u why I don't ve a partner yet.
That just it or maybe I ve not seen someone I jus will be dying to be with who know's
I ve dated before ooo remember nd it worked well but the only problem then was she needed marriage..

Hmmmm well maybe there is a reason why I should just be single for now,things happen for a reason u know that
So maybe it jus ve to be like this for now

Oh no more coffee ok oooo

Eh eh I don't do foods at clubbing
Drinks is what am inn for(bear)
Then we dance ...
Ok maybe u trying to run in food coz I just remember that twerking saga ooohhh shayshay nor food or u can do that alone ooo
For me drinks is what am in for

Martin0:


Hahahahahah
Shayshay I see am not trying to deflect ee
See I ve told u why I don't ve a partner yet.
That just it or maybe I ve not seen someone I jus will be dying to be with who know's
I ve dated before ooo remember nd it worked well but the only problem then was she needed marriage..

Hmmmm well maybe there is a reason why I should just be single for now,things happen for a reason u know that
So maybe it jus ve to be like this for now

Oh no more coffee ok oooo

Eh eh I don't do foods at clubbing
Drinks is what am inn for(bear)
Then we dance ...
Ok maybe u trying to run in food coz I just remember that twerking saga ooohhh shayshay nor food or u can do that alone ooo
For me drinks is what am in for

But we will not be eating at the club. We will be before heading to the club. Dinner at 8ish, by the time we are done with that, head to a bar for pre drinks and about midnight, to the club.

So you are waiting for the one eh She's out there too wondering where you are.

@twerking saga, not one of my finest moments but then maybe they were being partial jor. She was crowned the winner because she tried for a chinko chick.

shaybebaby:

But we will not be eating at the club. We will be before heading to the club. Dinner at 8ish, by the time we are done with that, head to a bar for pre drinks and about midnight, to the club.

So you are waiting for the one eh She's out there too wondering where you are.

@twerking saga, not one of my finest moments but then maybe they were being partial jor. She was crowned the winner because she tried for a chinko chick.

go away eee u nd ur smartness

Oh she's wondering where I am?
I see

Infact eh a gonna invite her to come again

Mehn u fall my hand
Don't worry I will teach u d best twerking style eh.

Martin0:


go away eee u nd ur smartness

Oh she's wondering where I am?
I see

Infact eh a gonna invite her to come again

Mehn u fall my hand
Don't worry I will teach u d best twerking style eh.

It's not smartness o, more of a fail to plan, plan to fail kinda thing.

You? Teach me twerking? You've been threatening that for a while now, I'm going to take you up on the offer.

shaybebaby:

It's not smartness o, more of a fail to plan, plan to fail kinda thing.

You? Teach me twerking? You've been threatening that for a while now, I'm going to take you up on the offer.

Hahaaahah chai shya shay na wa ooo..
Well see eh am not a d clubbing type ooo
Was just joking

Yes ooo u wanna dare me?
If u do am gonna win ooo remember

Martin0:



Hahaaahah chai shya shay na wa ooo..
Well see eh am not a d clubbing type ooo
Was just joking

Yes ooo u wanna dare me?
If u do am gonna win ooo remember

Let's do it first, we will see the outcome. Time and place!

shaybebaby:
Let's do it first, we will see the outcome. Time and place!

Hahahahahah I like that dare spirit.. (O-shay)

Your brother is obviously cuter and fresher than you .

Martin0:


Hahahahahah
I like that dare spirit..
(O-shay)

can i join in the clubbing too?

these guys are selling second hand shoes in the streets of malawi! never mind the bottles of cheap booze, booze are cheaper than food in malawi,

gypsey:
these guys are selling second hand shoes in the streets of malawi! never mind the bottles of cheap booze, booze are cheaper than food malawi,

hehehe lol

Mtchew

gypsey:
can i join in the clubbing too?

Yes ooo infact you are highly welcomed ooo Shaybaby come and meet this my beautiful&handsome friend...

gypsey:
these guys are selling second hand shoes in the streets of malawi! never mind the bottles of cheap booze, booze are cheaper than food malawi,

Na wa ooo ve u been to malawi b4

Martin0:


Na wa ooo ve u been to malawi b4

yes! i have!

gypsey:
yes! i have!

Na wa oooo I never see who loves traveling more than me,u dey suprise me oooo weitin u dey go do for this countries self?

Chai honestly u are a traveler confirm traveler this misery to me

gypsey:
yes! i have!

ñ
Misery meaning=unhappiness That my condition now towards you.
For me to be happy again I will like to know somethings I don't know abt

Martin0:


Na wa oooo I never see who loves traveling more than me,u dey suprise me oooo weitin u dey go do for this countries self?

Chai honestly u are a traveler confirm traveler this misery to me

i have also been to Nairobi, (kenya) lilongwe ( malawi) Adis ababa (Ethiopia) Mbabane (swaziland) Johanesburg ( South Africa) cape verde, zambia and mozambique .
i lived in South Africa for few years so i travelled around countries next to it for all sorts

gypsey:
i have also been to Nairobi, (kenya) lilongwe ( malawi) Adis ababa (Ethiopia) Mbabane (swaziland) Johanesburg ( South Africa) cape verde, zambia and mozambique .
i lived in South Africa for few years so i travelled around countries next to it for all sorts

Na wa ooooo sometimes I don't just value poor countries like malawi..
A country that use's Kwacha hia ooo chim-o
I just dey wonder weitin I go enter there go do.
Oh now I see Zambia ,Tanzania and mozambique are close countries to malawi now I see.

Hmmmm with your traveling experience atleast u should be serving as a traveling agent to nigerian's who wanna travel and make money..
Good business I see here..

Martin0:


Na wa ooooo sometimes I don't just value poor countries like malawi..
A country that use's Kwacha hia ooo chim-o
I just dey wonder weitin I go enter there go do.
Oh now I see Zambia ,Tanzania and mozambique are close countries to malawi now I see.

Hmmmm with your traveling experience atleast u should be serving as a traveling agent to nigerian's who wanna travel and make money..
Good business I see here..

look! Malawi may be using kwacha but that country is far better than nigeria atleast they have electricity and good Roads unlike nigeria, it's not all about the value of their currency besides their currency is valued in their country a lot of nigerians live there, and they have better security than nigeria, i used to go there to buy kilos of ganja to sell in south Africa years Ago i ve also been to bulawayo ( zimbabwe) yes! i can be an agent but i don't want head ache from nigerians besides some times if they encounter problems they will blame me.

gypsey:
look! Malawi may be using kwacha but that contry is far better than nigeria atleast they have electricity and good Roads unlke nigeria, it's not all about the value of their currency besides their currency is valued in their country a lot of nigerians live there. i used to go there to buy kilos of ganja to sell in south Africa years Ago! i ve also been to bulawayo ( zimbabwe) yes! i can be an agent but i don't want head ache from nigerians besides some times if they encouter problems they will blame me.

Eh u mean it....
Waow uhmm na wa ooo well if u say so...
This ganja business how is it done..
Is it profitable...
I thought the SA guy's only do the Amala business(coke)
Na wa oo

Yeah exactly to be an agent mean's headache will come..
But honestly it a good business ooo
Well sha it ur choice

Eh eh abeg gist me about this ganja business
Infact gist me abt business,any business u know abt