kosisoOkafor:
why don't you invent your own marketing strategy, at least to cure your acute dependability syndrome. Generation without regard for men of God.

Mr man, I would do you a favor of allowing you package your frustrations, table them in front of ya family for a roundtable discussion

kosisoOkafor:
your stupidity has no measure. Do you think that calling men of God thieves will save your useless life. Take your frustration to somewhere else.

You the christian, are u not supposed to he different from others? You guys can't seem to make a statement without cursing and swearing. It's such a shame. Makes one wonder the kind of Christianity u practice.

kosisoOkafor:
your stupidity has no measure. Do you think that calling men of God thieves will save your useless life. Take your frustration to somewhere else.

By their fruits, you shall know them. The Holy Spirit is truly manifesting in you.

Jakumo:


Kai. Pastor Oledepo will NOT be amused to hear his name uttered in vain like this, while Adebole may even be tempted to launch full-scale spiritual warfare against enemies both real and imagined, thus possibly even spreading the conflict as far as the Holy SINagog of Pastor Jaguda, who predicted everything but prevented nothing, yet also needs YOUR money.

lol

Obi1kenobi:


By their fruits, you shall know them. The Holy Spirit is truly manifesting in you.

lmao
They're indeed christlike

realmindz:

I believe in Esu

and what do u believe ESU can do for u

kosisoOkafor:
your stupidity has no measure. Do you think that calling men of God thieves will save your useless life. Take your frustration to somewhere else.

A gullible sheeple spotted

Jakumo:
A Jujumotive force was exerted by unknown enemies of progress, on the luxury corporate jet carrying the Always Mighty Pastor Oyeah, of the Holy Slap fame, but the captain was on his job, and quickly responded with an equal and opposite counter-force on the control column.

The Jujumotive force struck again on final approach after the aircraft turned around to the departure airport, causing luggage to break loose.

Forgetting for a moment that he is a Man of Dog, Pastor Oyeah awakened from his spiritual meditation, and invoked the power of his ancestors.

At that point, the Jujumotive Force was doing battle with Pastor Oyeah's ancestors, who also deployed all metaphysical means at their disposal.

The plane banked sharply to the right, at which point the captain shouted "Yeeeparia ! I don die o", while fighting with the controls of the bird.

On hearing that scream, Pastor Oyeah got mad as a muffuguh, rose to his feet, and landed a RESOUNDING HOLY SLAP on the head of the pilot.

The pilot banked the plane sharply to the left, throwing Pastor Oyeah off balance, before he regrouped and delivered ANOTHER Holy Slap.

Other passengers began to scream. Somebody got on the phone to rouse Pastor Adejale Adebole from his slumber in an Amsterdam hotel.

In the nick of time, Pastor Adebole sent volleys of smart-prayers from Holland, scoring direct hits that stunned the Jujumotive Force.

Unable to destabilize the aircraft further, the Jujumotive Force began to implode, causing several Babalawos to die at once in their jungle huts .

More details of this miraculous story in the next installment.

stankezzy:
you are a very big fat fool

Thou shall not say FOOL, or thou become an endangered species for hell faya, says the lord of host.

kosisoOkafor:
why don't you invent your own marketing strategy, at least to cure your acute dependability syndrome. Generation without regard for men of God.

Na adepeter2027 you dey talk to like that? You didn't only pay your money as tithe, you also donated your brain and that of your entire family as your pastor's footstool.

Obaf1:
and what do u believe ESU can do for u

Chai, I love this kind of question o-o.

Anyways, lemme do Ajayi no salary.

To ya question
many thing that jesus will do, have done and will never do

what is the different between Nigerian pastors and MMM?

[quote author=amnesty7 post=61628924]Just another spiritual 'marketing' strategy. [/quote

Even Philip kotler will weak for this strategy.

Only the gullible will fall prey

amnesty7:
Just another spiritual 'marketing' strategy.

You shall have your share of this spiritual marketing strategy,soonest.... pray you have a father to pray over you.

OtemSapien:
Thou shall not say FOOL, or thou become an endangered species for hell faya, says the lord of host.

They haven't read/opened their Bible up to that level

Hmmm Some Nairaland demon will open their mouth and be spewing trash and they have started already. They never believe anything about God's saving hand and grace and they remain fuoooled forever.

Thank God for your life sir. You are sent and you are still fulfilling your destiny. You will live many more years in Jesus name.

ZandhaZaraZ:
Na adepeter2027 you dey talk to like that? You didn't only pay your money as tithe, you also donated your brain and that of your entire family as your pastor's footstool.

I refuse to dignify your comment with a response. Find something and do with your time.

lakesider:
what is the different between Nigerian pastors and MMM?

Lmaooo

There are Differences o-o. But won't list them before they come for me

Amen

ZandhaZaraZ:
Na adepeter2027 you dey talk to like that? You didn't only pay your money as tithe, you also donated your brain and that of your entire family as your pastor's footstool.

Chaiii

Zandha

Repent for the devil is increasing the temperature of thy furnace o-o

Una still dy take these idiotic fraudsters called pastors serious? They claim to be powerful and can perform miracles, meanwhile they live in the worst country on planet earth. They should extend their miracles to Nigeria's problems, only then will we know if they are actually powerful, if not they should just fu^ck off.

Spylord48:
Chai Adeboye saved U from plane crash?
The pilot was there to do his work, I wonder if this your incident is the ist of it's kind.Last month, An Airbus 380 plane lost one of it's engine mid flight yet the pilots were able to manage the situation and flew the plane for almost 2hrs before they got to the nearest airport in Canada yet no body attributed it to anything.
Sometimes these men talk as if it is only them that God blesses. They will be sick, they will go abroad for treatment and when they come back ,they organise thank giving where people drop big and fat envelope to thank God for saving them..
Religion is really doing more harm than good that why most of these churches now are not after salvation of their congregation but only after their pockets.

you get better brain, you understand them well

Xkiss me sir, we have heard u. Jst release sth to d streets in return

kosisoOkafor:
I refuse to dignify your comment with a response. Find something and do with your time.

I thought you've been insulting the other guys, why're you stopping now? Let me throw you in the fire Jesus promised you for calling others "fool", before he arrives to take imbèciles like you to hell.

Obaf1:
and what do u believe ESU can do for u

Esu can do anything for me as long as I ask. he is the god of my fathers, I have a personal relationship with him.

ZandhaZaraZ:
I thought you've been insulting the other guys, why're you stopping now? Let me throw you in the fire Jesus promised you for calling others "fool", before he arrives to take imbèciles like you to hell.

@bold
Oya, come and be going

adepeter2027:


Chai, I love this kind of question o-o.

Anyways, lemme do Ajayi no salary.

To ya question
many thing that jesus will do, have done and will never do

u try well well, but the issue is, why must one conderm another person believe just because the person is not following path, to the extent of abusing the believer of thier faith, if u think someone is on a wrong-side why dont u help the person with ur point and prove to convince the person to the right side instead abusing his/her personalty #peace

realmindz:


Esu can do anything for me as long as I ask. he is the god of my fathers, I have a personal relationship with him.

i also quess this is thier(xtians) own believe too, so why d shade?

Obaf1:
u try well well, but the issue is, why must one conderm another person believe just because the person is not following path, to the extent of abusing the believer of thier faith, if u think someone is on a wrong-side why dont u help the person with ur point and prove to convince the person to the right side instead abusing his/her personalty #peace

Nobody(I mean the irreligious fellas) is abusing. The abusive ones are the sheeples.

Furthermore, we have tried our best to take them out of the shackles of gullibility, but all to no avail

adepeter2027:
@bold
Oya, come and be going

I will flatten his head like Christianity levelled his father's destiny. I will flog him so hard he won't know which Bible verses to quote.

martineverest:
Is adeboye now God?

No, but he is HIGHLY anointed of God.

“Every prophet sent to you is ordained a father.
Elisha shouted: ‘My father! My father!‘ He was the
son of Sherphat. Elijah was not his biological father,
but he was a prophet sent to him…Every prophet
sent to you is sent as a father, not as brother, not as
an uncle, not as a friend. I have enjoyed this kind of
covering all my life.”



lol

it is OK for Protestant to talk about their pastor as father but the same Protestants will scream when Catholics say same .