Its weekend and of course some of us will definitely rock it to the fullest.Sometimes we end up having a very bad morning with headaches and a very bad appetite. For the office people your mouth will be sour and you'll have this feeling that everyone knows you drank something.
Luckily for y'all cummando ,through serious research gotten from super grooving and binge kpeffing has listed all his personal solutions to tackle all this problems. Enjoy.
1. You dont want to get high? Grab a sprig of asparagus and chew it for a while before swallowing. It helps in speeding oxidation processes thus your alcohol will keep burning very fast. What I'm saying is your head remains clear. Frustrating to those that wants to embarrass you
2. Piss method. Very simple. When you dont want to be called a weasel fill your glass and act like you want to pee. Jejely empty it into the cistern and refill with water. No one will ever know.
3. Coffee break: oh yes grab a cup of coffee in between drinks. Sorry for the payer.
4.Hung over? No problem. If you took beer overnight find another chilled bottle in the morning and down it immediately. It will restart your system and help you pass the left over alcohol in your system out.
If you can get hold of pepper tomatoes and onions slice them and fry a little bit. Hangover will backfire in 30 mins.

This article is meant to educate. I dont expect FP. Just fooling around. But im sure someone out there will gain from this.

#Goldberg fanatic