presido1:

Osisi amata go onye iwu now, iwu onye umulogho maka chinaeke. Osisi wu onye village anyi ooh.
Uwa nkaa sef, small world.

But osisi ina ayo kwa nkwa, igara igosi anyi some backside now, how u stingy like this eehh. small backside ga eme umuokorobia like agaba na darfur obi oma small naw. Osisi biko re-record biko.

Agaba achoro m izu garri, i'nwere nke yellow ma obu nke ijebu? summer abia wala so aga m na anu garri now ka m were na e coolu tempa. Asi i'nweghi jioro m Otele ma onwere buko.

Volcanic ash ekweghi ka m bute ezigbo garri. Juo Otele mana I ga-asa anya gi mmiri Otele na-etinyekwa Ota pia pia na garri ka o na-esi isi oma

BTW I kara agwa osisi na I choro i hu backside ya ka ma i ga-eji m a shine. Onye ojoo.

Njakiri laaa kwanu azu na threadia ihe aghowana nkpari.

Ossssiiiiiiii si muwa I-k-o-m-i and I quote "Ikomi lekwa m ebe m no n'agba egwu n'ekele kwa Chineke"

And before you know it all umu nkpi, nno na threadia aghozie Journalist written comments left, right and center.

Imagine Pres-elect:

ebelebe igba
ebelebe igba
ebelebe nke igba igba igbakirigba

Ebelebe nke igba igba igbakirigba means what?         Ehhn Pres-elect?

Do you guys know when me and Ossssiiiiiiiiii started this journey.

Inshort let me hear another comment, about backside or ukwu, and the commentator would have to explain himself. 

^ Lele onye ara ukwu mango nke a
Ole nga oshi futa?


Bia Ikomi ishi nini na-eme gi? Ihula ukwu nwunye mmadu ikeliwa amu elu ka m nweta gi.
O ihe Toshinwanyi jiri kara gi mma. Toshi agaghi anokata lee nwanyi no na di anya ugboro abuo
Even efulefu nke a bu dafur mara ihe bu na nwanyi no na di
Anyi ga-akporo gi meeting ummunna, ekeprima dika gi

pres-elect:

ebelebe igba
ebelebe igba
ebelebe nke igba igba igbakirigba

osisi, from nowhere gi agbaa life with nkwa umuagbogho. nwanne yorima nkwa gi oooo. . . mana ka m juo kwa o, gini mere iji dee aha toshman eze umunwanyi n'egwu ahu. then gi bia si ikomi lere nkwa. nwanne na wa for you . . .

mana ina ayokwa nkwa o. echekwa m na iwu mama mmadu, amaghi m na iwukwa agboghobia o . . . . chei . . ikomi na toshnwanyi leeeee . . .
osisi biko jirikwa wedding ring gi ebe obula ina aga o, maka ndi dika agaba na tosh . . na ikomi . . na . . . . . ndi ozo na achoghi ilu nwanyi ma ha anaghi eji anya ahu nwayi no na di

A bu m mama nmadu
i ga anu olu umuaka na di video
o kwa nwa m nwanyi n'ese di video
o nmadu buru zie mama ya ahapu i di nma?
amutago m umu n'acho i banye na university sef

eeee? osisi imutachaala nwa ma ka esi ese foto. igbalikwara jide ahu gi ka odi ka nke nwa agbogho. o wuzi toshnwanyi na agaba419 ajikwala gi alu ogu. right now o di ka toshnwayi meriga bc ahula m aha ya there. amaghi m how aha ya ji baa dia. gi na ya omere meeting somewhere?

Biko nu, UmuIgbo bi na Obodo U.K, anam ayo unu ka unu tunyere otu Labour Party votu unu.

Ka uzo anyi wuru uzo ndu.

Hapu ndi Labour, hapu ndi LibDem.
Ha pu nu ha aka, ka ha tinye ndi Conservative ka-anyi na-anu ihe ozo.
Mgbe obula ugbu a, ha na-asi ndi obia emebili ha obodo.
Hapu ha ka ha mee ihe ha choro.

Ekenekwa m umu Igbo. Nke onye na-eme ya gaziere ya oo.

conn-kg:

Hapu ndi Labour, hapu ndi LibDem.
Ha pu nu ha aka, ka ha tinye ndi Conservative ka-anyi na-anu ihe ozo.
Mgbe obula ugbu a, ha na-asi ndi obia emebili ha obodo.
Hapu ha ka ha mee ihe ha choro.

Okwu gi amaka.
Ma o wu Labour Ka anyi ga eso
ma ona ejeje, ma ona alala,
Labour ka anyi ga eso.

Bia Dafur gi na presido kedu ebe unu chufuru ify P? Jekwanu jee chota ya.

Laa na udo
Laa na udo
Umaru Musa Yar'adua la n'udo.

agabaI23:

Bia Dafur gi na presido kedu ebe unu chufuru ify P? Jekwanu jee chota ya.

hapu onuku mmadu ahu, ify elechaala ya anya si na onweghi ihe jikoro ya na mugu. since ify ji haa ya aka, darfur agbagidela ncha nile nu na london. mechaa gaa african store ga zuru omo(detergenti) gbaaa

anu mpam

Toshiee

Ejidego m taa.

toshmann:

hapu onuku mmadu ahu, ify elechaala ya anya si na onweghi ihe jikoro ya na mugu. since ify ji haa ya aka, darfur agbagidela ncha nile nu na london. mechaa gaa african store ga zuru omo(detergenti) gbaaa

anu mpam

de boy na-agbo ncha pieces.


Bia toshi nwunye gi O gara oru abali? A ma m na nwunye gi bu nurse.

Kedu ka eke si anya anwu? I huru Feli?

faketan, i ka na aju maka feli?

my brother ataghi m gi at all, feli di too much . . . okwa ighotara. owu feli ka i gara e-fix-iri darfur, ka feli gbapu ya ihe di ya na ahu. instead of ify, i ma na ify di aghugho too much, o ga arugbu darfur. now darfur is subject to igba detergent

fake amaghi m ebe feli no. gi ka m ga aju

toshmann:

faketan, i ka na aju maka feli?

my brother ataghi m gi at all, feli di too much . . . okwa ighotara. owu feli ka i gara e-fix-iri darfur, ka feli gbapu ya ihe di ya na ahu. instead of ify, i ma na ify di aghugho too much, o ga arugbu darfur. now darfur is subject to igba detergent

fake amaghi m ebe feli no. gi ka m ga aju

Chei jisienu ike na-agbadata O burugodu O tu ubochi na izu uka.

Ochi atogbugo m. I werego onu gbuo dafur. Chei dafur ndo.

A kam na-aju gi ase feli maka na I ma ebe O tinye isi ma o bu ukwu. ;

Dafur biko jee nwalee feli. Nara tosh nomba ya. O ga-enye gi

fake nwanne ke m, a ga m na agbali na abia nzuko time and again. e-miss-i-kwara m unu wellu wellu

agabaI23:

Bia Dafur gi na presido kedu ebe unu chufuru ify P? Jekwanu jee chota ya.

Fake,anom ya.
O nweghikwa onye na achum ma o bu onye m na achu.a nam anara ihe kara aka and the thing jurum onu

toshmann:

fake nwanne ke m, a ga m na agbali na abia nzuko time and again. e-miss-i-kwara m unu wellu wellu

Feli na ndi well wishers gi nile na e-missi gi too

toshmann:

fake nwanne ke m, a ga m na agbali na abia nzuko time and again. e-miss-i-kwara m unu wellu wellu

O ga-adikwanu mma etu ahu lol

ifyalways:

a nam anara ihe kara aka and the thing jurum onu

     

toshmann:

i ma na ify di aghugho too much

     

Nmadu nile maaaaaaooooo except Iffffyyyy.

Ikomi:

     

     

Nmadu nile maaaaaaooooo except Iffffyyyy.

mu nwa amaro na ify di aghugho. O buru mkpari tinyekwa ya na boxers ma o bu y front gi.

Ndi Igbo mma mmanu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nke onye chiri ya zereooooooooooooooo. Abataram na threadaaaa ohu, mgbe onye ji teta bu ututu ya. unu anwuchulaooooooo. Ejim oji asaa, ekpeme tombo, na kai-kai were na ekele unu na olu oma. unu na alu. jiesienu ike. Mama Gee akamu di na eluoooooo. unu mechiri thread nke ochie mana unu emeghi emume sotara ya unu we bidokwa nke ohuu. ya mere mu bu nwafo igbo jiri bute mmanya ka anyi we me mmemme thread ohuuaaaaa. ogwu ka oham na onu.

rekebel:

Ndi Igbo mma mmanu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nke onye chiri ya zereooooooooooooooo. Abataram na threadaaaa ohu, mgbe onye ji teta bu ututu ya. unu anwuchulaooooooo. Ejim oji asaa, ekpeme tombo, na kai-kai were na ekele unu na olu oma. unu na alu. jiesienu ike. Mama Gee akamu di na eluoooooo. unu mechiri thread nke ochie mana unu emeghi emume sotara ya unu we bidokwa nke ohuu. ya mere mu bu nwafo igbo jiri bute mmanya ka anyi we me mmemme thread ohuuaaaaa. ogwu ka oham na onu.

Ya dikwara gi mma.

Chei
Minutes nzuko anyi mere abali ato gara aga efugo.

Iwe na-ewe m oo.
Kedu igba nkwa osisi?

agabaI23:

Chei
Minutes nzuko anyi mere abali ato gara aga efugo.

Iwe na-ewe m oo.
Kedu igba nkwa osisi?

Its all your fault.

Why ijiri were aka gi kpopo thread ahhh?

rekebel:

Ndi Igbo mma mmanu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nke onye chiri ya zereooooooooooooooo. Abataram na threadaaaa ohu, mgbe onye ji teta bu ututu ya. unu anwuchulaooooooo. Ejim oji asaa, ekpeme tombo, na kai-kai were na ekele unu na olu oma. unu na alu. jiesienu ike. Mama Gee akamu di na eluoooooo. unu mechiri thread nke ochie mana unu emeghi emume sotara ya unu we bidokwa nke ohuu. ya mere mu bu nwafo igbo jiri bute mmanya ka anyi we me mmemme thread ohuuaaaaa. ogwu ka oham na onu.

Ya diri gi na ndi nke gi nile na nma.

Ikomi:

     

     

Nmadu nile maaaaaaooooo except Iffffyyyy.

Bia nwoke kwusi ikpom aha.Infact wepu anya na ahu m.
Kemgbe afo ano gi na nwa Afghan kpawara,oge erubeghi i ga atuwa ya ime ka o bu na mmiri koro na pump-u gi
@Usu Rome,gi na Guinea fowl gi ahu a ka na-akpa?
E nwere okukuo igbo m chotara gi
Agaba,Andrew na mmadu dum,ndu mmiri na azu.

ifyalways:

Bia nwoke kwusi ikpom aha.Infact wepu anya na ahu m.
Kemgbe afo ano gi na nwa Afghan kpawara,oge erubeghi i ga atuwa ya ime ka o bu na mmiri koro na pump-u gi

Nwa Afghan onara gi di?

Ikomi:

                              

Nwa Afghan onara gi di?

I bu di material?I di sure na mmiri ka no na pump-u gi ahu,a dim sure na di thing a gbala nchala(rusted,old,wrinkled and bent)

ifyalways:

I bu di material?I di sure na mmiri ka no na pump-u gi ahu,a dim sure na di thing a gbala nchala(rusted,old,wrinkled and bent)

Iggggaaaaa aputa kanyi meee test, mu na gi no doctors/nurses involved?

Ikomi:

Iggggaaaaa aputa kanyi meee test, mu na gi no doctors/nurses involved?

rofl.
Is the cockroach innocent in the gathering of fowls?
Ikomi biko,gbara okwu gi nuo.

ifyalways:

Is the cockroach innocent in the gathering of fowls?
Ikomi biko,gbara okwu gi nuo.

Nuo ya now awurum machine, kee ogwu'a ndi awusa naa ere di? Ha na agbayen ya na bottle kaikai.

Ihe ahu wu local Viagra. Ify the day I tried it eeehhhh, Chinelo could not believe it, ahu gi mu ya for over 2 months.

Okwu esiela ike na etite Ify na Ikomi mana onweghi onye yorom tinye onu kama abum onye nche umu nnam. Ify, dike anyi gbara agu nasaa gafee mmiri nasaa we rue Afgan dike Yerima siri rue Egypt. He is taking his time. ozo dike nwanneya Ikomi testa ikwuru maka ya nke Dokita ma obu Nurse obula agaghi ano ka unu we me, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee okwua ga apu court.