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ZUMA'S STATUE - King James Bible Version by Emmenyk(m): 11:36am On Oct 25, 2017
ROCHAS chapter 6 vs 1-21
AN ACCOUNT OF THE KING'S GRAVEN IMAGE

1. And it came to pass that a certain Governor from the East by the name Rochas the son of Okorocha who ruleth over the province of Imo, sent a messenger to the kingdom of the Southern country of Africa.

2. And he said to the messenger, in this manner shall ye speak to the king, "long live the king! thou art highly favoured in the eyes of my Governor, even among the people of the province of Imo, therefore come this day to meet me in my kingdom that thou mayest be honoured"

3. And the messenger did according to the words of the Governor.

4. And it came to pass that the king of the Southern country of Africa by the name, Jacob the son of Zuma, entered into the province of Imo, even into the city of Oweri, the dwelling place of the Governor.

5. And Rochas the son of Okorocha made a great feast and prepared a banquet before the son of Zuma that night. And he called all the noble men of the province to meet in his Palace, even in the court of the governor, they made merry.

6. The Governor hath also hired men of craft that they made a giant graven image of Jacob, the son of Zuma. And the height of the image thereof was ten cubit and two span , and the weight thereof was equals two thousand measure of brass. And the garment thereof was that of the noble men of the West.

7. And he placed the graven image at the Centre of the city of Oweri. And unto Zuma, the king of the Southern country of Africa, was a title given which was higher above any other in the province of Imo. Also, the Governor nameth a street of the city after him. These was the manner with which king Zuma was honoured.

8. All these things happened on the tenth month of the sixth year that Rochas the son of Okorocha reigned as Governor over the province of Imo.

9. But it came to pass that when it was told by the people that the Governor hath spent five hundred and thirty million shekels of gold and silver for the graven image of Jacob, the son of Zuma, that they were wroth with anger.

10. And it grieved the labourers of the province and they took counsel among one another and saith, but how shall this thing be? Is Jacob the son of Zuma also among the righteous men?

11. How be it that the son of Zuma was honoured in this manner in the province of Imo? Is not he the same king that dealeth dishonorably in the manner that he spent the gold and silver from the treasury of his country? Is not he that the magistrate put a charge against for taking bribe?

12. Is not it under the reigns of this king that his people persecute our brethren who dwelleth in their country and even put many to death and rendered their businesses desolate?

13. How be it the Governor treat us with great disdain? For we laboureth for over ninety days without wages and he said unto us "be thou of long suffering for there is no gold and silver in the treasury that I may pay thee thy wages". And yet he spent millions of shekels to honour the son of Zuma.

14. And the head of the labourers declared according to this words unto the people saying, "arise this day and gird thy loins for we shall march across the city of owerri, even unto the gate of the Governor.

15. And they march across the city and declared according to this words unto the Governor, "thou dealeth treacherously with us in the manner thou sayeth 'there is no gold and silver in the treasury that I may pay thee thy wages'. Wherefore thou honoureth the son of Zuma with so much riches from the treasury?

16. This thing shall ye do, oh Governor: remove the graven image of Jacob the son of Zuma from the city that there might be peace in the land".

17. And the Governor replied them in this manner. "Harken unto my voice oh ye inhabitants of the land. I shall not be careful in the manner with which I answereth thee on this matter.

19. Go back to thy tents, for I, even the son of Okorocha hath repenteth not that I made a graven image of Jacob the son of Zuma. For many more of this statues shall ye see in the city of Owerri in the days ahead".

20. And the people lamented and said "woe unto us! behold, the evil spirit from devil hath entered into the Governor. And yet many saith, verily verily, the Governor is afflicted with insanity.

21. But the Governor doeth not according to the words of the labourers, for unto this day, the statue of Jacob the son of Zuma remaineth in city of Owerri.

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Re: ZUMA'S STATUE - King James Bible Version by koladebrainiac(m): 11:51am On Oct 25, 2017
u get time oo. .love it tho
Re: ZUMA'S STATUE - King James Bible Version by Mexzy4sho(m): 12:09pm On Oct 25, 2017
Number 21 should have been
"And thunder striketh Rochas the son of Okorocha and the people erect unto him a statue to remember his stupidity for four generations to come".
Re: ZUMA'S STATUE - King James Bible Version by Chongaiman: 12:18pm On Oct 25, 2017
Emmenyk:
ROCHAS chapter 6 vs 1-21
AN ACCOUNT OF THE KING'S GRAVEN IMAGE

1. And it came to pass that a certain Governor from the East by the name Rochas the son of Okorocha who ruleth over the province of Imo, sent a messenger to the kingdom of the Southern country of Africa....

Kudos @OP

Thy post maketh sense...
Re: ZUMA'S STATUE - King James Bible Version by intrepid: 12:20pm On Oct 25, 2017
Mexzy4sho:
Number 21 should have been
"And thunder striketh Rochas the son of Okorocha and the people erect unto him a statue to remember his stupidity for folur generations to come".

grin
Hahaha
Re: ZUMA'S STATUE - King James Bible Version by Emmenyk(m): 12:24pm On Oct 25, 2017
Mexzy4sho:
Number 21 should have been
"And thunder striketh Rochas the son of Okorocha and the people erect unto him a statue to remember his stupidity for four generations to come".

Lol � �
The thunder still dey do press up
Re: ZUMA'S STATUE - King James Bible Version by Nobody: 3:44pm On Oct 25, 2017
22. And it was said unto Lalasticlala, the son of lala, "will it please you that this post is moved to the front page so that all may hear the story of the Rogue governor and repent". Then suddenly, from no where came the solemn voice of Lalasticlala, the son of lala: "I swear by the taste of Nigerian Jollof, nothing pleaseth me more than the posts of snakes, for if a snake had been included in the story, it perhaps would have made front-page"
Re: ZUMA'S STATUE - King James Bible Version by Emmenyk(m): 5:49pm On Oct 25, 2017
Cacawa2:
22. And it was said unto Lalasticlala, the son of lala, "will it please you that this post is moved to the front page so that all may hear the story of the Rogue governor and repent". Then suddenly, from no where came the solemn voice of Lalasticlala, the son of lala: "I swear by the taste of Nigerian Jollof, nothing pleaseth me more than the posts of snakes, for if a snake had been included in the story, it perhaps would have made front-page"

No mind Lalasticlala and other moderators, for they have dealt treacherously with the inhabitants of nairaland from the beginning of time, even unto this day.

Na only snake im sabi shop
Re: ZUMA'S STATUE - King James Bible Version by TheKingdom: 5:50pm On Oct 25, 2017
The people in Imo state should tear that shyt down or graffiti it!!!

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