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The Pakistani by feelgood(m): 2:43pm On Feb 21, 2007
Once Upon a Time in the States a man is taking a walk
in Central park in New York . Suddenly he sees a little girl being
attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He
succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A Journalist who was watching the scene walks over and says:
"You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:
"Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"

The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!"

"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
'Brave American saves life of little girl'"

- The Man answers.

"But I am not an American!" - says the man.

"Oh, what are you then?”

The man says: - "I am a Pakistani!"

The next day the newspaper says: "Islamic extremist
kills innocent American dog.
Re: The Pakistani by cuteass1(f): 6:29pm On Feb 22, 2007
Imagine the likeness, stupid racist journalist angry

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