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| Water by Labans(m): 5:38pm On Feb 21, 2007 |
WATER, It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter (about a quart) of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 2.2 pounds of E. coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 2 pounds of Shit every year from drinking water. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. And alcohol itself is used to kill bacteria. WATER = Shit RUM,WHISKEY, GIN & WINE = HEALTH Free yourself from Shit, drink BEER!!! It is better to drink wine and talk Shit than to drink water and be full of Shit. |
| Re: Water by Muyee(m): 6:49pm On Feb 21, 2007 |
I see you are a little bit drunk man////////////////////////// |
| Re: Water by Beautygyal(f): 3:11am On Feb 22, 2007 |
lol hahaha  |
| Re: Water by oliidell(m): 8:06pm On Feb 22, 2007 |
kul if true |
| Re: Water by Beautygyal(f): 11:01pm On Feb 22, 2007 |
:d :d :d ;d ;d |
| Re: Water by Radiant(f): 11:03pm On Feb 22, 2007 |
People!!! Oma se o  |
| Re: Water by Alexos(m): 12:43pm On Feb 23, 2007 |
people will always give excuse for their bad behaviors!!! Exactly what Labans is trying to do, give excuse for his drunkiness |
| Re: Water by iice(f): 1:27pm On Feb 23, 2007 |
LMAO |
| Re: Water by Labans(m): 6:14pm On Feb 23, 2007 |
Alexos: @ Alexos, You and i who looks like an alcoholic? |
| Re: Water by Tornadoz(m): 6:37am On Feb 24, 2007 |
C'mon it was funny. |
| Re: Water by Beautygyal(f): 1:25am On Mar 04, 2007 |
hahahahaha hahahaha  |
| Re: Water by lysaa(f): 10:19pm On Mar 23, 2007 |
@ labans u nor serious, Abeg. lol u like beer and co nor go get dia- - o  hey where in Rivers State R u? |
| Re: Water by Labans(m): 1:27pm On Mar 24, 2007 |
@ lysaa Hey am based in PH. lol  |
| Re: Water by lysaa(f): 9:32pm On Apr 04, 2007 |
really? me too. but if i catch u for beer palour dey drink beer ehn. . . well sha, until then. |
| Re: Water by Glorya(f): 7:24pm On Apr 05, 2007 |
haha, i will neva drink water again because i will b tinking about e coli bacteria. anyways it was a funny xcuse for bad behaviour. |
| Re: Water by Labans(m): 3:04pm On Apr 06, 2007 |
Well thanks to all of you for your kind contributions, your indeed simply wonderful! |
| Re: Water by Beautygyal(f): 11:23pm On Apr 06, 2007 |
ur welcome  |
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