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| Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by OLUJIME(f): 12:59pm On Mar 20, 2010 |
A man decided to paint the toilet while his wife was away. His wife came home sooner than he expected, used the toilet, and got the seat stuck to her rear. She was understandably distraught about this and asked her husband to drive her to the doctor. She put a large overcoat on to cover the seat before they went. When they got to the doctor's office, the man lifted his wife's coat to show him their predicament. The man asked, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?" "Well, yes," the doctor replied, "but never framed." |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by clemcykul(f): 3:35pm On Mar 20, 2010 |
hhuh??  |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by donsponky(m): 4:22pm On Mar 20, 2010 |
I just needs an explanation  |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by D1KeleVra(m): 2:39pm On Mar 22, 2010 |
*gigglez uncontrollably near the staircase* |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by Dunddy(m): 5:12pm On Mar 22, 2010 |
D1KeleVra:chokes and falls off the stairwell like jack! |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by D1KeleVra(m): 5:15pm On Mar 22, 2010 |
^^ why did u fall? You no like to dey look where u dey waka ni? na that kind thing dey always befall tatafos. . . u wan see wetin dey make me laugh   |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by sylve11: 5:38pm On Mar 22, 2010 |
@poster, have u seen a boxer like this?  |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by D1KeleVra(m): 5:48pm On Mar 22, 2010 |
shut up sylve! |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by studio43(m): 7:44am On Mar 23, 2010 |
U don dey talk as if u Soji abi? |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by D1KeleVra(m): 10:16am On Mar 23, 2010 |
abeg stop touching my pocket |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by clemcykul(f): 11:48am On Mar 23, 2010 |
u are sounding as if u got a dime  |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by D1KeleVra(m): 1:12pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
. . . billions of dimes babe. . . recognise a true millionaire when u see one wey my yacht sef |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by gidson12(m): 2:34pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
*sipping dom perignon* |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by D1KeleVra(m): 2:57pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
u no wan make it finish shey? the bottle wey i drop last week. . . na im u don pick dey sip |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by sylve11: 3:05pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
D1KeleVra: monki! |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by D1KeleVra(m): 3:27pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
am i ur mate? |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by tanimz(f): 4:22pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
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| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by studio43(m): 4:52pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
Taninz , No dodge dikele's spit go match me o |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by tanimz(f): 4:56pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
Wetin u dey talk? |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by D1KeleVra(m): 5:38pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
studio want early evening back-hand slap |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by tanimz(f): 5:48pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
Help me ask am |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by clemcykul(f): 9:22am On Mar 25, 2010 |
yawnz |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by sylve11: 9:40am On Mar 25, 2010 |
u've done nothing better than that b4 |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by lbotus(f): 9:57am On Mar 25, 2010 |
na wa oo |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by clemcykul(f): 10:20am On Mar 25, 2010 |
@slyve u bore me |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by sylve11: 11:07am On Mar 25, 2010 |
lbotus: relax we evented engrish  clemcykul: sharap there! |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by lbotus(f): 11:21am On Mar 25, 2010 |
close dat ur bacteria infested maut jor |
| Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by clemcykul(f): 11:22am On Mar 25, 2010 |
congrats slyve, u gat a new phrase in ur vocab  |
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