1. Wifey
2. Baby Girl
3. Side Piece
4. Jump Off

1) Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the
women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man, she is VIRTUALLY
IRREPLACEABLE.
She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he never wants to see her with another man, BUT he will cheat
on her with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if
he gets caught or bleeps up in any way and loses Wifey, he would be
screwed, and NEVER be happy again.
Wifey gets along with mom, is independent, never nags, loves to dress sexy for her man, can cook and loves to keep a clean house.
Wifey gets called 5 or 6 times a day.
Drawback of Wifey, she loves public displays of affection, which
might interfere with the acquisition of a Side Piece.

2) Baby Girl-

is ALWAYS just as hot as wifey and usually has a very
active social life, she IS replaceable, thinks she's the next
Wifey, but will only be Wifey if an extreme disaster takes place.
Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey, like quality time
every now and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, but
that’s as far as it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is in
case Wife really really bleeps up, she can be replaced in a matter of
weeks because Baby Girl has been groomed to slip right into her
spot.
Be careful of Baby Girl, she tends to be just as attached as
Wifey and therefore can be dangerous to the Side Piece.

Biggest benefit of Baby Girl, she is extremely private and hates causing a
scene, baby girl can come into the same restaurant as you and wifey
and wifey will have no idea you two even know each other. Baby Girl
is a master of disguise as well.

3) Side Piece,-

usually a female that the guy uses only for sex or other
pleasures, she is usually the one that he goes to for that 3some or
some late night head after the club.
When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl is at work, the Side Piece is usually the one to hold him over for a few hrs.
He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex,
but normally that only happens one week during the month.
Side Pieces are hard to spot when they are out because most
of her friends are either Wifey's or Jump Offs.
Drawback of having more than one side piece, they usually know each other somehow, we kind of think there is a sidepiecenetwork.com or something. Try to keep your side piece count below 4 if possible.

4) Jump Off, every mans dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to

move up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesn’t know
how to go about it.
They are just the girls he hollas at when he is with
his boys, she is usually stored in the cell phone by a nickname
because he barely remembers her real name and where he met her, he
only recalls how fat her ass was.
The Jump Off gets called in emergencies only, when wifey is moody, baby girl is on vacation and side piece is with her baby's father.
The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a number of reasons, she is usually 5 other guys jump off as well, so she might cause drama with you and one of those dudes if you slip up, she also has no problem confronting you
in the mall when you are with Wifey
(something that baby girl would NEVER do) and the most dangerous thing about Jump Off,

She ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and or work.

Nice theory, Just that it certainly does not apply to every guy. but if i want to dwell for a minute on your beautiful theory then i may end up punching it, here and there.

one: I would have tot a wifey is more homely and as that does not dress that well as she would be too concerned with the homely things and not spend time on herself, otherwise why would the guy make a move for another?

two: your theory takes for granted that ALL guys double date, this is not only unfair, its absolutely not true, even where a guy may have like "babygirl" besides his "wifey" i honestly think it stops there, except you are referring to kids and calling them men.

three: your description of a "baby-girl" stings. If you ever have a girl that you truly like and attend her parties, take her on hols and show off to friends, then am doubting if she would play "master of disguise" when she finds you with another. A "side piece" should fit a master of disguise more because from her name, and characters she appears to be a fun thing.

four: what is the difference between a side piece and a jump off?, God almighty, if you are good at theorizing, why not come up with a theory on why a guy would want to leave a girl for another, it could be a first step towards resolving conflicts, abi you no think so?

and who said wifey does not nag? Infact the greatest nags are wifeys! Because she knows you are not going anywhere!