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How Do You Pronounce Some Words by Sakriledge: 7:41am On Mar 21, 2010
In a discussion in a library, back in Nigeria ,

Man #1: When you are done with that "catalog-iu" (he means catalogue), please let me have it.

Man #2: It is pronounced "catalog", not catalog-iu.

Man #1: I know, it was just a slip of tong-iu (he means tongue).

Man #2: There you go again; the word is pronounced "tong" not tong-iu. You don't pronounce the "ue" at the end of the word.

Man #1: Ok, Mr. English, just give me the catalog when you are done; I don't want to "arg" with you.

Man #2: , laughing. This time you should pronounce the "ue" at the end of the world. It is "argue", not arg.

Man #1: STOP CONFUSSING ME, idiot.
Re: How Do You Pronounce Some Words by kaylonda(f): 10:02am On Mar 21, 2010
;d ;d
Re: How Do You Pronounce Some Words by Dyt(f): 10:07am On Mar 21, 2010
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Re: How Do You Pronounce Some Words by Moyola(f): 2:45pm On Mar 21, 2010
Hehe! grin
Re: How Do You Pronounce Some Words by Pogistega(m): 12:06am On Mar 22, 2010
New and interesting

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