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Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by emekanairaland(m): 12:44am On Nov 15, 2017
chibabe259:
Any man that cannot drive a woman to Orgasm naturally, is a walking corpse. Such men should be ashamed of themselves.
I call them 'dead men in the other room'. Some of them can make mouth of how they gonna handle a woman as if their dicks are in their mouths but when the jungle matures, you'll see them breathing like a lizard that was pushed off from an Iroko tree. Pls men, stop making mouth go and take care of yourselves. My little advice.
I can tell you overrated his abilities.. grin grin
Only few knows that technique and when you meet one of the few .....trust me you go pour tire!
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by luminouz(m): 12:52am On Nov 15, 2017
chibabe259:


lol,
Am a 10 seconds man!!!
Coman beat me embarassed tongue

Lefulefu

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Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by ElDaIllest(m): 12:53am On Nov 15, 2017
Ladies like you scare the hell out of male virgins like us.How can you explain to an experienced girl that it's your first time and let her guide you through it? shocked
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by luminouz(m): 12:57am On Nov 15, 2017
ElDaIllest:
Ladies like you scare the hell out of male virgins like us.How can you explain to an experienced girl that it's your first time and let her guide you through it? shocked
Guide ko...
Guider ni...like in MMM!!?
Its natural....once ur in the mood....thousands of years of recombinant mating DNA sequences take over n all u need is time to perfect ur techniques!

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Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by Nobody: 1:01am On Nov 15, 2017
luminouz:

Am a 10 seconds man!!!
Coman beat me embarassed tongue

Lefulefu
grin grin grin

Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by luminouz(m): 1:03am On Nov 15, 2017
lefulefu:

grin grin grin
Seemed a nigga let her down tonight
Hadda console her!!!

What's up bro grin
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by Nobody: 1:06am On Nov 15, 2017
luminouz:

Seemed a nigga let her down tonight
Hadda console her!!!

What's up bro grin
nothing much my bro.am cool cheesy...ehn chibabe is just looking 4 trouble..datz all grin.
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by ElDaIllest(m): 1:12am On Nov 15, 2017
luminouz:

Guide ko...
Guider ni...like in MMM!!?
Its natural....once ur in the mood....thousands of years of recombinant mating DNA sequences take over n all u need is time to perfect ur techniques!
So what happened to the dudes they rain insults on? Do thier DNA need debugging? grin
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by luminouz(m): 1:18am On Nov 15, 2017
ElDaIllest:
So what happened to the dudes they rain insults on? Do thier DNA need debugging? grin
Ermmmm.....those dudes need to lower their sugar intake n believe sex is of d mind!!!! grin
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by luminouz(m): 1:18am On Nov 15, 2017
lefulefu:

nothing much my bro.am cool cheesy...ehn chibabe is just looking 4 trouble..datz all grin.
I know! grin

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Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by ElDaIllest(m): 1:22am On Nov 15, 2017
luminouz:

Ermmmm.....those dudes need to lower their sugar intake n believe sex is of d mind!!!! grin
Insightful friend.
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by luminouz(m): 1:24am On Nov 15, 2017
ElDaIllest:
Insightful friend.
grin grin
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by Ejaculate: 1:44am On Nov 15, 2017
walepackage:
something like that brother.May after the guy has rise her moral and expection,he just ejaculate before the cap enter the pu.nany finish.chai its painfull thou.
sometimes when some guys I know beg lady for her vigina by the time she allow u enter some guys prick fit don lose moral

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Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by luminouz(m): 1:50am On Nov 15, 2017
Ejaculate:
sometimes when some guys I know beg lady for her vigina by the time she allow u enter some guys prick fit don lose moral
Or maybe d cold/dead fish puna smell killed his dick tongue cheesy grin

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Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by Angel1696: 1:56am On Nov 15, 2017
girl may your mouth not kill u
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by wHyyyyyyyyyY: 1:56am On Nov 15, 2017
grin
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by goldedprince: 5:09am On Nov 15, 2017
chibabe259:
Any man that cannot drive a woman to Orgasm naturally, is a walking corpse. Such men should be ashamed of themselves.
I call them 'dead men in the other room'. Some of them can make mouth of how they gonna handle a woman as if their dicks are in their mouths but when the jungle matures, you'll see them breathing like a lizard that was pushed off from an Iroko tree. Pls men, stop making mouth go and take care of yourselves. My little advice.
Too bad, once I land naija next week, we can give ourselves a try if you are in Lagos. No be mouth, no smoke or drink, I will Bleep u for knew whole day nonstop. When u jam guys like me wey go cum and still dey hard continue second round then u go know say some people are born for sex
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by ogologoamu: 6:00am On Nov 15, 2017
Ejaculate:
sometimes when some guys I know beg lady for her vigina by the time she allow u enter some




guys prick fit don lose moral


This One weak me.. lol
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by chibabe259(f): 6:03am On Nov 15, 2017
goldedprince:

Too bad, once I land naija next week, we can give ourselves a try if you are in Lagos. No be mouth, no smoke or drink, I will Bleep u for knew whole day nonstop. When u jam guys like me wey go cum and still dey hard continue second round then u go know say some people are born for sex


Lol, that's what they always say.
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by chibabe259(f): 6:04am On Nov 15, 2017
Angel1696:
girl may your mouth not kill u

For saying the truth right?
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by chibabe259(f): 6:11am On Nov 15, 2017
lefulefu:

nothing much my bro.am cool cheesy...ehn chibabe is just looking 4 trouble..datz all grin.

lefulefu make you reason this matter well naa.
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by Nobody: 7:54am On Nov 15, 2017
chibabe259:


lefulefu make you reason this matter well naa.
but d guys for here don already tell u dem be 8hrs-10hrs men nacheesy.
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by chibabe259(f): 8:16am On Nov 15, 2017
lefulefu:
but d guys for here don already tell u dem be 8hrs-10hrs men nacheesy.


Chest beaters....all of them.
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by Nobody: 8:19am On Nov 15, 2017
chibabe259:


Chest beaters....all of them.

Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by smartpyzee(m): 11:23am On Nov 15, 2017
chibabe259:
Any man that cannot drive a woman to Orgasm naturally, is a walking corpse. Such men should be ashamed of themselves.
I call them 'dead men in the other room'. Some of them can make mouth of how they gonna handle a woman as if their dicks are in their mouths but when the jungle matures, you'll see them breathing like a lizard that was pushed off from an Iroko tree. Pls men, stop making mouth go and take care of yourselves. My little advice.
make I just dey look.. .

Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by enomakos(m): 9:55am On Nov 16, 2017
chibabe259:
Any man that cannot drive a woman to Orgasm naturally, is a walking corpse. Such men should be ashamed of themselves.
I call them 'dead men in the other room'. Some of them can make mouth of how they gonna handle a woman as if their dicks are in their mouths but when the jungle matures, you'll see them breathing like a lizard that was pushed off from an Iroko tree. Pls men, stop making mouth go and take care of yourselves. My little advice.
sorry for the disappointment
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by romme2u: 3:05pm On May 15, 2018
sad

Awon oza room generals

Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by gonkin(m): 4:43pm On May 15, 2018
Before a girl complains like this, its really serious. Sorry eh. Just manage for now. He may be having psychological issues thats affecting his performance
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by iLegendd(m): 6:39pm On May 15, 2018
lipsrsealed
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by Jazzlite: 7:20pm On May 15, 2018
chibabe259:
Any man that cannot drive a woman to Orgasm naturally, is a walking corpse. Such men should be ashamed of themselves.
I call them 'dead men in the other room'. Some of them can make mouth of how they gonna handle a woman as if their dicks are in their mouths but when the jungle matures, you'll see them breathing like a lizard that was pushed off from an Iroko tree. Pls men, stop making mouth go and take care of yourselves. My little advice.
Ain't fcking you to please you but pleasure myself...
Now that we're clear about the purpose... You coming with a fish smelling pussy ain't not gonna get the guy interested for long.....
Two... Inactivity in bed is not gonna help your cause.
Three: you can't determine the potency of a man within 24 hours... spend the weekend with him... Some are slow starters.... Once they start.... You will not remain the same...
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by Jazzlite: 7:20pm On May 15, 2018
romme2u:
sad

Awon oza room generals
Am I going to get paid for fcking her?
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by ogashman(m): 8:47pm On May 15, 2018
lol....nothing pains a woman like her man Cumming before she starts enjoying the do.

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