CLEVER MINDS....

If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you but what
you may not know is that many of them have a gender.

For example:

Ziploc Bags -- Male, because they hold everything in, but you can
see right through them.

Copier -- Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm
up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over inflated.

Sponges -- Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water.

Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have
to light a fire under it ... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.

Remote Control -- Female . . . Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
consider -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

lol..... thats a good one there dm
i like it.


lol lol lol lol lol

Terry1:

..... thats a good one there dm
i like it.

thank ya.

lol lol lol

too true

that was true and funny.

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