I was just d news caster * but i 4got d paper where i wrote what i was to announce*

dem suppose sack you u nor serious

wetin?? -- i no do the annoucement?? ---abi na why them go sack me??

Nella d time keeper how could u 4get such a thing ;

the time 4 the funeral

o shit!

y do they like interrupting in this thread?

is nella the lady



Gosh!

Mustay:

o shit!

y do they like interrupting in this thread?

is nella the lady



Gosh!

lol, no! I'm not d lady i'm just d time keeper n d news caster--- it's a story so there's gotta be one right??
n besides the thread is for fun ain't it??
lol

mailmalc:

Nella d time keeper how could u forget such a thing ;

the time for the funeral

i didn't forget -- i just--- *somethin*--lol


OK back to the story --
srry guys - seriously i'm really d news caster n d time keeper

CNN

Well haing succesfully choked out my piece of papper 4rom that dog there, i'm here 2 do d announcement again



soo:

D funeral of  Mr Agua would be taking place 2mmorow 

Time : 3 am

Place : where else but a cemetry

What to wear : Men : black, Ladies : Black --- in other words--- wear clothes


well [b]back to u guys---[/b]2 continue d story with d lady n everything ----

(But if there is a death --- I will be right beside the killer, with pen n paper )

And the lady hicked a ride home from a benevolent stranger. [/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

mailmalc:

On his way home from d hospital he had an accident and was reported to have died on tha spot

General Public Notice:
we do sincerely apologize for the erroneous information.
He had an accident quite well but he did not die rather the driver of the car died. We really apologize 4 d inconviniences this may hav caused.

anyways he's done with the hospital thing and he's back to his house.

so d Super Story continues

after many interruptions

yet another interruption from Mustay

in the story. . .

Few days later she employed a calabar driver and they lived happily ever after.

Actually the guy died, a cyrosugery was done on him, water was injected hypothermal into him and then Bingo! he came back to life.

what A MIRACLE!

End of Disc One
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                                            PART TWO[color=#990000][/color]

bad dtory

I am lost about this topic right now?where is the love story again,

Dnt wory swttie i wld put U back on track

Nick is a very Cute & Smaching guy, his prowess is unbelievable. He has everytin a woman wld want but gat no Love 4m 'em.
Every lady he comes incontact wit alway leaves him in a bitter state. One day as he was riding on his SUV, he saw a Pretty Lapacious Girl walkin in2 a Mall, went after her ,they exchanged Numbers & an affair strted. They were so in2 each other tha pple envy 'em, On his way to wrk on a Bright Monday Morning, Plz Dude I dnt want accident stories abeg

no accident expected this morning . .

He saw a newly employed secretary with a very skimpy gown,smiling seductively at him,He smiled back,

her backside make me shout CHINEKE

wetin be your name - na amaka nweke

young gal,
sit

and

listen;

take a look @ me and see what u r missing. . .

What i'm I missin ur big head & broke ASS

He suddenly saw the folly of his ways, got down on his knees, prayed and got born again. Suddenly he heard a voice from the heavens say,

Guy, go back to nairaland and hook up with Chinwe. I brought you to the board for a reason, don't ,

don`t fear,she`s a lady,u are bound to be together,firstly,send her tripping words of love

and she will fall 4 u,

having heard the heavenly voice,he proposed to chinwe

and chinwe cried and said, i have been waiting to hear this, what made u ask?

i just realised that no one could bang mi the way you do

front and back

what on earth r u doing in ma house @ this ungodly hour!, and how the hell did u get in?