A Radio Station, 96 FM, was running a competition to find contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any English Dictionary, yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was
a trip to Protea hotel Abuja for a week.

The DJ, Dan, had many callers; the following two standing out:

DJ: "96FM, what's your name?"
Caller: "Hi, me name's Dave."
DJ: "Dave, what is your word?"
Caller: "Goan, spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'."
DJ: "We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct, Dave, 'goan' is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Abuja, is: What sentence can you use that word in that would make logical sense?"
Caller: "Goan f*ck yourself!"

At this point, the DJ cut the caller short and announced that there is no place for that sort of language on a family show.

After many more unsuccessful calls, the DJ took the following caller:

DJ: "96FM, what's your name?"
Caller: "Hi, me name's Jeff."
DJ: "Jeff, what is your word?"
Caller: "Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'."
DJ: "We are checking that (pause) and you are correct,
Jeff. 'Smee' is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Abuja, is:
What sentence can you use that word in that would make logical sense?"
Caller: "Smee again! Goan f*ck yourself!"

Are we talking bout £50 per laughter

'bleep' the real word was censored.

this was really good!

i love this

But i dont.
Do u have problem with that?

Studio, smee again! goan bleep yourself


tight!

hehee

sylve11:

Studio, smee again! goan bleep yourself


tight!

laughing jackass,