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Chicken Fright by kuntakinte(m): 2:45pm On Feb 23, 2007
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became
friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.

They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This
went on all through the fourth and fifth grades until one day he noticed
that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.

He said, " Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it
anymore?" She said, " I love it but I have to stop eating it."

"Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to
grow little feathers down there!"

"Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and
said, "That's right you are, better not eat any more chicken."

He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut
butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches,
I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"

She asked if she could look so he pulled down his pants for her. She said
"Oh, my God, it's too late for you, you've already got the neck and the
gizzards
Re: Chicken Fright by chistiana(f): 3:09pm On Feb 26, 2007
this is so funny
Re: Chicken Fright by waxyweller: 4:51am On Feb 27, 2007
u try, lol, but shey na Indecency u wan dey use chop?why u kon dey talented for dirty talk like this, lol
Re: Chicken Fright by folly69(m): 1:22pm On Jun 11, 2008
hahaha grin grin
Re: Chicken Fright by clemcykul(f): 4:28pm On Jun 11, 2008
buahahhhahahahahaha lmaosoa soa grin
Re: Chicken Fright by olulu(m): 4:45pm On Jun 11, 2008
I have d neck and gizzard too
shocked shocked shocked
Re: Chicken Fright by Jeovy(m): 7:49pm On Jun 11, 2008
Spoilt girl,she was mearnt to look at the feather alone
Re: Chicken Fright by krama(m): 5:04am On Jun 12, 2008
Nice
Re: Chicken Fright by clemcykul(f): 11:16am On Jun 12, 2008
9nice is bizy making his dough

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