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Tiger Wood's Biggest Mistake by omar22(m): 9:48pm On Mar 25, 2010
Tiger Wood's great mistake, was , marrying a Scandinavian.
Women of other nationalities seem quite capable of dealing with these sorts of things without causing international scandals and endangering highly lucrative endorsement contracts. (Couldn’t the woman, just have lit a cigarette in her shaking hand and poured herself a stiff gin)?”
For a second imagine if Wood's wife were Nigerian. There would certainly have been no chasing-my-husband-around-the-house-with-an-expensive-golf-club drama, and therefore no driving-into-fire-hydrant, and no 911 call. And, by implication, no public scandal. What she’d have done was to place a tearful call to her mother back home in a well appointed villa in Nigeria. And her mother would have asked her, in vernacular:
“Is he beating you?”;
“Has he stopped taking care of his children?”;
“Is he bringing those useless women into your marital bed?”
To which Mrs. Woods would have answered:
No.
No.
No.
And a genuinely perplexed mother would have said: “So you want to abandon your home? Ewooooo / Yeparipa! Over my dead body! You are staying there!”
Case closed!!!!!! Idiot!!!!
Re: Tiger Wood's Biggest Mistake by dominique(f): 9:56pm On Mar 25, 2010
i totally disagree, her reaction would have been worse if she were American or Brit.
Re: Tiger Wood's Biggest Mistake by Seun(m): 1:09am On Mar 26, 2010
How about simply not cheating. That's an easier solution.
Re: Tiger Wood's Biggest Mistake by alicianna(f): 5:20am On Mar 26, 2010
Seun:

How about simply not cheating. That's an easier solution.

I wonder. That was his (Tiger's) biggest mistake in the first place. CHEATING angry
Re: Tiger Wood's Biggest Mistake by shilling(f): 7:11am On Mar 26, 2010
dominique:

i totally disagree, her reaction would have been worse if she were American or Brit.

True.
Re: Tiger Wood's Biggest Mistake by Cyberfreak(f): 4:04pm On Mar 26, 2010
Why do men like this thread's author encourage cheating? The fact that he cheated at all was wrong, not that he married a no-nonsense woman. It's men like you that search for docile women who cannot speak for themselves to marry.
Tiger's wife is even good. She is still with him, didn't divorce his cheating behind. If she had been the one sleeping with those many men outside her matrimonial home, I am sure tiger would have divorced her at once and if she did beat him up that badly, then I commend her. It's better to teach them self control through beating than have to die from AIDS even when you never engaged in extra marital affairs.
Re: Tiger Wood's Biggest Mistake by Basics007: 7:01am On Mar 28, 2010
Very funny poster. Actually that would've been the perfect reaction of a Yoruba mother in law
Re: Tiger Wood's Biggest Mistake by Basics007: 7:02am On Mar 28, 2010
Very funny poster. Actually that would've been the perfect reaction of a Yoruba mother in law
Re: Tiger Wood's Biggest Mistake by Basics007: 7:06am On Mar 28, 2010
Very funny poster. I'm picturing it now. U forgot to add the aspect of tying the obligatory wrapper around her waist and heading to the nearest babalawo/dibia/prophet/alfaa to bind all bindables and not to forget the bathing concoction
Re: Tiger Wood's Biggest Mistake by Nobody: 9:09am On Mar 28, 2010
haha very funny, actually very stupid.
Re: Tiger Wood's Biggest Mistake by ijawgirl: 8:08pm On Mar 28, 2010
tigers biggest mistake--sleeping with sluts
I mean, dude couldn’t get a quality side-piece?
Re: Tiger Wood's Biggest Mistake by ajah1(f): 9:58pm On Mar 28, 2010
Slots, prostitutes, strippers, wateva. To think dey were 17 n still counting. Dat was bad of him. All hail king "SOLOMON" of dis age lol,
Re: Tiger Wood's Biggest Mistake by omar22(m): 10:17pm On Mar 30, 2010
Didnt King Solomon have 700 wives 300 (Shownanas)

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