I will appreciate if you come up with one of your own rather than criticizing what others cracked brain to write,
Knowing that you're D-reloaded no comment.

KarmaMod:

1 story per theme. Thanks

Mi stai ronprendo coglioni sai?

KarmaMod:

sim card? 3rd leg? Are we 11?

    di ck and pe nis is that okay for you?

A passionate night between me and her
I can't begin to tell her the things I want to do.
First we can dim the lights and get closer,
No, wait, that's too fast, let's go back
and move a little slower.

I'll kiss her lips that are so soft and sweet,
then move on to her cheek that's so smooth and unique.
Then I'll move right along that little ear of yours,
Whoa, my, my, let me move along your chest,
Uh, oh I missed a spot, let me move back up to the neck
As I move my tongue around and around
you start to feel it as I go down slowly
and as I kiss your chest your hands go up and down
I hear a voice that wispered to my ear, darling put it inside me
I was wondering if that was a voice from heaven
until you drag my d**k into that promise land uh, ohh, how sweet that could be.

Gold*Finch:



@419 and Negro
You guys need to get humped as fast as possible. geeez!
Arrrrrrrrrrrg!!

Can't get you right.