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| Don't Fart In Bed by dani1luv: 5:45pm On Mar 26, 2010 |
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor. She was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you. "What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in. |
| Re: Don't Fart In Bed by studio43(m): 8:54pm On Mar 26, 2010 |
Oga moderator u sef dey follow dem post stale joke' |
| Re: Don't Fart In Bed by tayoast(m): 9:08pm On Mar 26, 2010 |
^^^ hahahaha |
| Re: Don't Fart In Bed by studio43(m): 9:26pm On Mar 26, 2010 |
Lolll |
| Re: Don't Fart In Bed by tayoast(m): 9:32pm On Mar 26, 2010 |
dan1luff, use styl delete ds thread, abeg |
| Re: Don't Fart In Bed by EfemenaXY: 1:02am On Jun 04, 2010 |
Lol Heard this one b4 but it's still very funny!  |
| Re: Don't Fart In Bed by jokingmary(m): 1:37pm On Jun 04, 2010 |
WHAT That's dangerous and also funny  |
| Re: Don't Fart In Bed by romsky: 1:49pm On Jun 04, 2010 |
fyi Studio & tayo, Dani used a colored photocopying machine |
| Re: Don't Fart In Bed by StudioCFR(m): 1:53pm On Jun 04, 2010 |
Meaning?? |
| Re: Don't Fart In Bed by romsky: 1:58pm On Jun 04, 2010 |
no b my fault say u no sabi read btw d lines |
| Re: Don't Fart In Bed by StudioCFR(m): 2:01pm On Jun 04, 2010 |
Gerrrout make i pass my friend* |
| Re: Don't Fart In Bed by romsky: 2:08pm On Jun 04, 2010 |
no manners of approach still shiooor |
| Re: Don't Fart In Bed by Abbygyal(f): 11:40pm On Jun 04, 2010 |
lmao and ewwwwwwwwwwww |
| Re: Don't Fart In Bed by flexystar(f): 1:36pm On Jun 05, 2010 |
dani, that was nice but wait are minutes, do u just said he sticked those turkey interior parts into his body!!  |
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