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Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by sirBLUNT: 10:49am On Nov 29, 2017 |
MissJoy29:of course a gud different which i find you interesting MEISAN temperament trait i dont think i heard that before i only know of SANGUINE, CHOLERIC,PHLEPMATIC and MELANCHOLIC so do you mind elucidating on that a bit i want to learn something new... well my temperament trait are a mixture of melancholic and choleric love language...WORDS OF AFFIRMATION yea i want to hear does positive words dat wil push me to go high... |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by HARDDON: 11:06am On Nov 29, 2017 |
[quote author=ct2 post=62810269]nice write up Op didn't write this n it is not a poem either. I read this in some text way back in sec Sch. Op did cut a lot out of d original construct. If you doubt me, simply Google the first patagragh. People should learn to tell the truth! |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by MissJoy29(f): 11:15am On Nov 29, 2017 |
sirBLUNT: MelSan is a blend of Melancholy & Sanguine. Words of affirmation? That's great. A lot of guys have that or physical touch as their language. |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by Emycord: 11:17am On Nov 29, 2017 |
WHEN WILL WE HAVE ONE HUNDRED AND ONETY ONE 111. LIKE WE HAVE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY ONE |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by MissJoy29(f): 11:18am On Nov 29, 2017 |
musicwriter:Wow! |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by godofuck231: 11:27am On Nov 29, 2017 |
AvantG: If you have a poetic license u can add that to your own dictionary like whole soyinka |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by musicwriter(m): 11:37am On Nov 29, 2017 |
MissJoy29: Let me give you an example why English is the language of liars. Imagine you have an enemy named Shola. One day his son died and you went all the way to the place Shola want to buy coffin and you said ''good mourning Shola''. Shola understands you've cursed her, but every other person around don't know. Soon a fight broke out. When people gather to inquire, all you have to do is deny that you simply said ''good morning''. Get it? In African languages there's no way to do that without others immediately understanding what you mean. Example, in Igbo language ''akwa'' could mean Egg or cloth, dependng on my intonnation. In Yoruba language too its like that. Depending on my intonnation ''ogun'' could mean a state or a number or a god. So, in our language you mean what you say and you say what you mean simply by your intonnation which we do by adjusting our pitch. In English you can say something and deny it even with audio proof of you cursing Shola. |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by sirBLUNT: 11:38am On Nov 29, 2017 |
MissJoy29:yea and alot of girls have act of service gift or quality time as theirs though its not base on gender...but what i find quite appauling is that alot of people dont even know abt this temperament and love language and yet they are in a relationship and i ask how can u understand each other sef? because it takes understanding to be outstanding for every relationship to work out 1 Like |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by Papadoh(m): 12:03pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
To all the people screaming plagiarism: Relax. There's no need to get your panties all up in a bunch. I've actually tried to modify the post so as to give credit but i've been unable to do that for some reason. I didn't get the poem from any of the links you guys posted(didn't even know it was online), instead i culled it from The 2006 MAPOLY yearbook. I read it a long time ago, found the book again yesterday and it made my day so i decided to share it with you guys. Also i never actually took credit for the poem, i was very surprised to see 'a poem by Papadoh' in front of the title because it wasn't part of the original title. Anyway i'm sorry if i hurt anyone's feelings, that wasn't my intention. Now let's all go back to being friends, ok?
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Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by MissJoy29(f): 12:59pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
sirBLUNT:Lol..a lot of girls have acts of service and gifts (just like me ) as their language. I agree @ it takes understanding to be outstanding for every relationship to work out. Knowledge is indeed key! |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by MissJoy29(f): 1:04pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
musicwriter:Lol...brilliant! I get it now. They call those words we use to "lie" homophones and homonyms. |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by sirBLUNT: 1:37pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
MissJoy29:act of service and gift its not a big deal to me,helpin in the kitchen and al dat and also buying gift its a normal tin dats wat makes the relationship fun! 1 Like |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by MissJoy29(f): 3:48pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
sirBLUNT:Hmmmm....nice. Words of affirmation comes naturally to me too. It's not a big deal either |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by KingLennon(m): 4:46pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
MrFly:Bailly is back bro. Are u ready for Martial and Rashford? |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by sirBLUNT: 5:29pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
MissJoy29:what get me angry with nigerian girls is that when you are nice to them 4 example you sent airtime to a girl even when she did not ask or do something just because u feel like and the nxt thing is the start seeing u like some kind of mugu who dnt knw wat do wit his money n they begin to demand anyhow seriously speaking dat attitude get soooo mad!! like can i be nice to a girl without she tinking dat i like her or am som mugu! 1 Like |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by MrFly(m): 7:31pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
KingLennon:ozil is back, mustafi is 100% ready, then Sanchez wil provide the sucker puncher |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by MrFly(m): 12:01am On Nov 30, 2017 |
KingLennon:ozil and co. are in sparkling form |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by MissJoy29(f): 8:05am On Nov 30, 2017 |
sirBLUNT:Chai! Nigerian girls don suffer. I have heard enough Nigerian girl this, Nigerian girls that to last me a lifetime. Why some girls wil take you as mugu is that we have been told a lot of times(by guys) that nothing is free especially when given by a guy...So it means that there's nothing like "no-strings gift? Is that true? |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by sirBLUNT: 9:25am On Nov 30, 2017 |
MissJoy29:of course not...any guy dat gives a gurl a gift and xpect something simple means dat he cant a stranger or his fellow man..wat happens to service to humanity..for example i can take u on a friendly date spend on u hav a gud time and trust me no strings attach i hav done da alot of times gurls dat knw me personally can attest to that..so u mean i cant just be nice to a gurl xcept i want something, i find it quite appauling 1 Like |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by MissJoy29(f): 11:40am On Nov 30, 2017 |
sirBLUNT:But that's the impression we have been told to have. Hmmm...you are different then |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by sirBLUNT: 12:28pm On Nov 30, 2017 |
MissJoy29:not all of us are like dat some of us are crazily nice in a different way..the action of a man does not really matter sometimes it is the unforseen intension behind the action dat matters 1 Like |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by MissJoy29(f): 3:32pm On Nov 30, 2017 |
sirBLUNT:It's that "unforseen intention" that is the bone of contention here. You may think a human being (in this case, a man) is being nice just for the sake of being nice. But deep down, he has a hidden agenda. We have been told often times that "nothing is free in freeville". Since we don't know what that "unforseen intention" is, we just assume it's the worst to protect ourselves knowing that we have gone through enough experiences before coming to that reasoning. Anyway, kudos for being nice...&keep it up. |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by sirBLUNT: 4:34pm On Nov 30, 2017 |
MissJoy29:thanks..that is when he is been so nice to some extend you have to ask him bros y are u been nice to me if he has any intention he will tell you if he says oh its nothing am just bin nice then its fine, if he tels u later then tell him its too late! 1 Like |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by Ugosample(m): 5:38pm On Nov 30, 2017 |
English will still remain the dominant language on the planet for at least two centuries So we can cry that it is a "stupid" language for all we care, it won't change shit |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by MissJoy29(f): 6:26pm On Nov 30, 2017 |
sirBLUNT:Ok...noted You are welcome. 1 Like |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by God2man(m): 8:04pm On Nov 30, 2017 |
zeekeyboy: UP |
Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by Lingz: 11:03pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
Papadoh:Op u should have given proper credit to the original author of this article by means of reference or quoting the source. Plagiarism is bad. I remembered my pre-degree days as far back as 2009 when this same article was used as one of the English lang comprehension questions. The source of the article was properly cited![color=#006600][/color] |
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