am sure we all knw abt yo mommas jokes, if u do just drop URS and so it continues

here is mine; YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB THAT SHE DIED OF STARVATION WHEN BEING LOCKED UP IN A SUPERMARKET,

have fun

walexydon:

am sure we all knw abt yo mommas jokes, if u do just drop URS and so it continues

here is mine; YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB THAT SHE DIED OF STARVATION WHEN BEING LOCKED UP IN A SUPERMARKET,

have fun

Yo Momma is so shot that when she took a passport both her legs appears on it

Yo momma is the first lady to used mobile phone yet she can't recharge by herself

sandysprax:

am sure we all knw abt yo mommas jokes, if u do just drop URS and so it continues

here is mine; YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB THAT SHE DIED OF STARVATION WHEN BEING LOCKED UP IN A SUPERMARKET,

have fun


Quite dry

your mama is so dumb she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear
your mama is also so fat when she jumps into the swinmming pool, the pool jumbs out
your mama's so old she used to Bleep with the hebrews
your momma is so old she sat next to moses during WAEC

love that! Yo momma is the highest paid stripper, but the best hotel she had ever striped is in the port harcourt Zoo. Oops!

walexydon:

am sure we all knw abt yo mommas jokes, if u do just drop URS and so it continues

here is mine; YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB THAT SHE DIED OF STARVATION WHEN BEING LOCKED UP IN A SUPERMARKET,

have fun

Yo momma is so urgly that when she get to the Zoo the monkeys were gossiping her.

yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car. yo momma is so old that powder milk comes out of her breast. yo momma is so ugly that she went to a strip club bt was paid to keep her clothes on

@ all
yo mommas are so dumb that they put rulers on their bed to measure hw long they sleep @ nyt

yo momma is so black that she leaves stains on charcoal,

yo momma is so thin that she can use her 2 eyes 2 c thru a needle hole,

can u beat that

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and
broke it.

your mama is so dumb that she sits on the tv and watches the cushion

yo mama is so dumb i told her easter is around the corner and she went looking for it.

ur momma is so fat that if she passes if front of the tv, u miss a whole season.

yo mama is so fat, you can slap her lap and ride the tide

Your Momma is so poor that she can't pay attention.
Your momma is so fat that she has stretch marks on her tongue.
Your Momma is so stupid that she tripped over a cordless telephone.
Your Momma is so fat that when she wears a yellow dress, the kids shout 'taxi'.
Your momma is so old that she taught Adam how to ride a bike.

[size=28pt]^^LMAO!![/size]

especially @ the first one!! "put the boogey man out of business!!" 

damhadji:

yo mama is so fat, you can slap her lap and ride the tide

Yo momma so silly for giving birth to y'all insalting each other's momma

your mama is so dumb that she got stabbed in a shootout

Yo mama so bald-headed she step in the shower and got brainwashed

Yo mama so hairy, you almost died of rug burn when you were born

Yo mama so old, when God said let there be light, she flipped the switch

Yo mama so greasy, she sweats palm oil

your mama is so dumb she rubbed makeup on her chest when askd 2 makeup her mind.

Ur mama is so ugly the wc flushd itself wen she pasd infront of it!

Yo Momma is so Dumb that it takes her 2hours to count 60Seconds

your mama is so old she tot adam ow 2 name!

yo momma

Ajibel: Yo momma so silly for giving birth to y'all insalting each other's momma

gbam u head dey there

~vicky~:



gbam u head dey there

your mama head no dey dia

walexydon:
your mama head no dey dia

who be dis baskard

Guys....I was having a boring day untill I came on to see what ma naija peeps are up to.....please keep it coming cos I don laugh die.....

~vicky~:



who be dis baskard

u momma is