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Even The Babalawo Have Upgraded by kearneyLaya: 8:53am On Nov 30, 2017 |
I fell in love with a girl called Amanda, but don’t have the guts to ask her out. So I went to see a native doctor popularly called “Baba”. All he demanded from me was 1 month internet data subscription money which I paid and he gave me a ring called ‘Touch and Follow’. He said, “All I need to do is touch her with this ring and she will follow.” I was excited because that was pretty easy. The next day, when she was passing, I created a scene just to draw her attention and touched her like it was a mistake. I was expecting her to follow me, but she didn’t, rather she moved on and was pressing her phone. I was disappointed and went home. On getting home, I checked my phone and saw 9 notifications showing Amanda Paul is now following me on Twitter, Instagram, Keek, Badoo, Viber, sent me a friend request on Facebook, sent me a message on Whatsapp and 2go. I called Baba immediately to inform him and he replied me, “My son, we’ve upgraded, everything is now digital! Bye to rural village, welcome to the global village. That was why I did not ask for a cock, the brain of a mosquito, a vulture’s eye and groundnut oil but one month internet data to keep me online.” get a awesome website for your business for as low as a thousand naira only with no down payment required today Join our online community today https://www.facebook.com/just1ktoday #JUST1K #Changing_The_Way_We_Do_Things 4 Likes
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Re: Even The Babalawo Have Upgraded by alexmaye(m): 8:55am On Nov 30, 2017 |
Very productive op. Thanks for the early morning vibes 3 Likes |
Re: Even The Babalawo Have Upgraded by wakama010: 9:01am On Nov 30, 2017 |
Are you serious!!! How do I get started 1 Like |
Re: Even The Babalawo Have Upgraded by kearneyLaya: 9:03am On Nov 30, 2017 |
lol visit http://facebook.com/just1ktoday and leave a message Like I said no down payment is required. Our latest work from yesterday: http://www.braveautos.com.ng 1 Like |
Re: Even The Babalawo Have Upgraded by wakama010: 9:04am On Nov 30, 2017 |
Ok thank 1 Like 1 Share |
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