Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,207,806 members, 8,000,396 topics. Date: Tuesday, 12 November 2024 at 09:30 AM

Silence Is Golden - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Silence Is Golden (886 Views)

Suarez Wins Golden Teeth Award / Vow Of Silence / Silence Is Golden! (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

Silence Is Golden by Elmos: 10:22am On Mar 28, 2010
One student, an Hausa guy, was doing well in his class work, and he would love flaunting his academic prowess at every given opportunity. One day he was on a bus, and sitting next to him was an Igbo guy, a student from another school, as usual he wanted to prove his intellectual capability, he asked the Igbo guy sitting next to him, if he would like to play a game with him, the Igbo guy did not responded, the Hausa guy did not relent, he went further on to explained to the Igbo guy what the games entails. He said I will ask you a question and if you missed it, you give me #50 and you too will ask me a question and if I missed it I will give #50, the Igbo guy still did not respond, the Hausa guy went further and said to him, ok lets do it this way, if I missed your question I will pay you #500 and if you missed mine just pay me #50, the Igbo guy looked at him and nodded his head in affirmative. He asked the Igbo guy who invented electric bulb, the Igbo guy did not hesitate, he reach for his pocket and brought out #50 bill hand it over to the Hausa guy and after having the fifty Naira bill in his hand, he said the inventor was Thomas Alva Edison. The Igbo guy then asked the Hausa guy who was the first Nigerian to enter an Airplane, the Hausa look betrayed, he was perturbed, he scan through the whole bus as if he could get answer from the space, so after about ten minutes, he dip his hand into his pocket and gave the Igbo guy #500, the Igbo guy collected the bill from him and looked away, after a while, the Hausa guy asked the Igbo guy what the answer was, the Igbo guy did not respond but dipped his hand into his pocket and brought #50 note and hand it over to the Hausa guy, at that point, the Igbo guy Phone rang, and he picked it and said to the person on the other side of the phone that he has been able to raised three hundred Naira he wanted, so he will not be taking the loan again
Re: Silence Is Golden by Dyt(f): 11:43pm On Mar 28, 2010
Ibo boys get sense 2 dey cheat,o boi ow many u don dupe?
Re: Silence Is Golden by jossy1luv(f): 5:53am On Mar 29, 2010
Dyt:

Ibo boys get sense 2 dey cheat
na tru u talk. Them fit even cheat their parents because of money
Re: Silence Is Golden by CuteAngel(f): 2:28pm On Mar 30, 2010
;d

(1) (Reply)

Forget Durex, Use Enyeama For Protection: Lool ;d / Women / Family Definitions

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 17
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.