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Robert Mugabe’s Quotes That Will Motivate You, Make You Laugh Your Rips Out by kabakaauu: 2:42pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
Robert Mugabe’s Quotes That Will Motivate You, Make You Laugh Your Rips Out 1. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father. It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire. The only warning Africans take serious is LOW BATTERY. Respect pregnant women because it’s not easy walking around with evidence that you’ve had s*x. Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts will suffer the most. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there’s nothing as such any-longer because it’ll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!” Watch the video below https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqUvGoUciXY South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner. Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end Interviewer: Mr President, when are you bidding the people of Zimbabwe farewell? Robert: Where are they going? Cc: Lalasticlala 1 Like |
Re: Robert Mugabe’s Quotes That Will Motivate You, Make You Laugh Your Rips Out by Emycord: 3:02pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
rips? Well I'll Forward This To My ancestors They Will Need It. WELLL funny But True |
Re: Robert Mugabe’s Quotes That Will Motivate You, Make You Laugh Your Rips Out by Nobody: 3:22pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
LoL ,Am at a car wah now Nd taking shelter at a hair salon where one woman was fixing h hair. They saw and asked why I was laughing and I told them what Mugabe said... you can't imagine their length of laughter. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Robert Mugabe’s Quotes That Will Motivate You, Make You Laugh Your Rips Out by rossychik(f): 4:36pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
d man is making sense , just DAT his use of language n anecdote is hilarious |
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