This will be like giving the Cat a chance to keep the mouse . . . .

@msTom,
As if read my mind,thgh I'v a friend in d police bt I'm always careful wit hm.
Call was md to a polic station of robbery attack going on,they neva came.Said they cldn't help it(victims).

Report any case to them(tues & thurs),PRO wil assure dat smthng wil b done,afta 2months,nt yet done.

We are really being uncharitable to the Police.

By special arrangement cat and rat can eat on the same table but the rat should be eating with a long spoon so as to avoid "had i known".

aisha2:

We are really being uncharitable to the Police.

Unchari-wetin? So U want make I take all my money do charity for police overnight abi? Thank you

Person wey dey use gun to collect N20 wan become banker

Wonder's shall never end in Niger

i rather deposit my money in UBA instead of keeping it in police station

This is a very illegal advise.

The Police Is Your Friend!!!

P.S: How can I open an account?

Ok now sergeant!How many ghana-must-go dey dere?
oga na just 1 o!Was it acknowledged at the counter?No sir-OK arrest and detain the bag for illegal dumping charge the bag to court with automatic alacrity, Yes sir-shan sir!
Only the obituaries of slain petrol station officials will awaken us out of slumber should we allow these scalywags to be in charge,
I rest my case.

Nigeria Police should first of all change the act that set them up and change their
name to Nigeria Police Bank Plc b4 dey cam accept deposits.
All the deposits dem dey collect from motorists never do dem?
Dem dey give cat fish keep?

Police bank.

Generating internal revenue for the Police.

Talk about giving your money to the real thieves.That saves them the pains of going through the "due process" of outright arm robbery.

What a country!

Why would the police propose so when it's neither a bank or revenue company.by the way,is that one of police duty as prescribed in the police act

i laugh in latin

police is our friend ooh, make every single citizen of Nigeria go open police bank account at the nearest police station, Latest news in town, me im coming make i collect my salary first b4 i go fit open account wit them, i beg make u guys no wait for me ooohh

lol@jakumo post

its like giving a dog a bone to keep
Please this man should be banned from further media comments,imagine giving police money to keep-this is very funny
I rather keep it at my own risk

I never thought I'd use this lingo;
ROTF,LOL

The DPO of Lugbe police station or whoever made that suggestion must be a comedian in police uniform cos this the funniest joke av heard this year. Police my foot.

Ask them wether they de give loans too. The police I know would never do any service for free. dem go collect roger. If you no roger, the next time your money to miss. I be like say their own global financial crisis newly de start. If you wan make DPO a rich, fat, and happy millonaire, then you go deposit your money to naija police station.

We all know how Nigerian police like money. . This is too funny, its like a thief asking you to bring your money to keep with him. This is daylight robbery. Am sure a new born naija baby knows how police can get angry over N20, not to talk of millions. They will wipe out some people's family tree to keep the money.

ROTFLMFAO!!! Joke of the century!! no, really this thread should be in the jokes section!!

iceblue:

ROTFLMFAO!!! Joke of the century!! no, really this thread should be in the jokes section!!

Seconded! GBAM!

THE BEAUTYFULL ONE ARE NOT YET BORN, instead i will keep my money with omota, it will be safe with them,

Don't forget that the Police Station is a "bureau de change" and they have their own exchange rates!

N100 = N80 (when you come back to collect)

The great Fela Anikulakpo Kuti already told us about this a long time.

The police man who gave such advice should be sack ! He never gave an idea on how to protect them safely to the bank,he wants them to come keep money in the police station,he is such an iidiot 

chelseabmw:

i rather deposit my money in UBA instead of keeping it in police station

Kai na so police bad, you dey comapre them with UBA

police keep you money for you, not here in Nigeria.