Whenva i had an issue wit my mum,d nxt tin is "iya e gbe e si le,o sa lo". Ur mum gave birth to u and ran away...lolz

My dad would say "If U commit any crime, just know say U no get papa o. U go sleep for cell."
Made me hate fighting though......

I will disown you... When my pman dey vex

My dad was angry with me and asked me if it was a hegoat that impregnanted my mum
He alway abuse me words like
ewu can bear
Anu mpam
Swine

mazimee:
What my father told me still dey pain me, Father said that apart from my academic Excellence, that I am of no use.


He is late now, I still respect him as my father.

mehn that ur dad is fvcked

ekems2017:
My dad once told me that is like I have contacted Hiv and I shld just go for test. Just because I refuse to accept what I didn't do.
Till today o can't forget those words.

now this is funny

My late Father called me "Bloody fool"! (He was a Military Officer), My sweetest mum ahhh! Omo ale! (bastard), Abolounjeku (nah food go kiil u)

My parents call me Lawyer Ikpe ama till today. Me and them no dey ever agree

That i will be a surgeon

She said, I wasn't the one that spoilt your life na.... and since that day (I overstayed with her though) I doubled my hustle to become an independent man I am today. Funny but real.

kendrace:
I was having like a disagreement with mom one day, my bf was over at our place and I. Thought it U GOT BOOBS AND YOU THINK YOU COULD BE RUDE TO ME? " I MOM CAUSE I'M SURE SHE WOULDN'T HESISTATE TO USE THOSE PICTURES AGAINST ME.

Lol, #Thuglife

I salute your Mom

Can't think of any now, my head is blurnt now. Just check my cataloging result and is not something to smile with... Need someone to cheer me up now

OP, say the truth, would you employ a domestic staff that is pregnant?

If you can't, why should they employ you?

omo no wonder most nairalanders are quick to raining insult of fellow nairalanders,dem don dey learn am from their various homes

Mehn! My ribs hurt eyes teary!

These kinda words have made alot timid, lack self confidence, withdrawn, razz and the likes.
If only they know words are seeds....

columbus007:
mehn that ur dad is fvcked

Don't use those words on him, I know he said that out of annoyance. I have learnt to controle my anger, that is the time we make most of our biggest mistake.

My parents NEVER said anything negative to me, even when they were angry with me. I try also NEVER to make any negative pronouncement against my own children. There is power in words!
#thankGodformyParents

kendrace:
I was having like a disagreement with mom one day, my bf was over at our place and I. Thought it was over. I just went over to sit next to my bf and suddenly my mom came out, stood in front of me and said" I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW YOU AT BIRTH,THINKING I HAD GIVEN BIRTH TO A LIZARD.. YOU WERE THIS TINY, NOW YOU GOT BOOBS AND YOU THINK YOU COULD BE RUDE TO ME? " I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT BUT MOMSI BROUGHT PICTURES AND THREW THEM AT ME...I looked like a baby lizard..still can't believe that was me.. NOW I DARE NOT EXCHANGE WORDS WITH MOM CAUSE I'M SURE SHE WOULDN'T HESISTATE TO USE THOSE PICTURES AGAINST ME.

permit me please

Elnino4ladies:
I never experienced those shiit


My parents hardly insult me.

Are you sure your parents are Nigerians...

dad:funkeeee.....come hear watin ur son dey talk mum:na epka e b na ,otutuwe na

Abee79:
My parents NEVER said anything negative to me, even when they were angry with me. I try also NEVER to make any negative pronouncement against my own children. There is power in words!
#thankGodformyParents

Are you sure that you parents are Nigerians

Bros it wasn't funny that time o. I was so angry and I even thought of running away from home. I had a rethink
cos I couldn't even afford a square meal. Hmmm parent sha

twentyk:
now this is funny

Balkan:
My dad was angry with me and asked me if it was a hegoat that impregnanted my mum

Yee mogbe!

sinaj:
Op ur own strong o!
I wonder what u did to your mum

babe wch side for phc u da stay?

Nonnyflex:

Are you sure that you parents are Nigerians

Yes, they are God-fearing Nigerians who understand the power of making positive pronouncements and the devastating effects of negative pronouncements on their offspring.
#thankGodformyParents

My dad always calls me daddy because am the last, so he always goes like this: daddy your always arguing forgetting that he who knows not and does not know that he knows not is a compound complicated fool, ibu ezigbo iniqui30 igiot . At that moment I knew I had to disappear before he disappears me

Why would you do that?

banjicom:
omo ale ni e (U are a bastard)

just because I put my hand into our pot of soup......i neva even take meat!



Thank God my dad wasn't at home!

My mum will be like"i don't even know why i gave birth to you......Because i stubborn die when i dey small..

My dad will say then: "Your "Blocks" are so big that it separates your legs" ... That's because I had k-leg.

He's late now. Tbh, I didn't like him then because those words murdered my esteem.

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Epon lo ma pa iyalaya e.... lol
oh, but still love my dad sha