Evbuotubu Sars by 2shure: 3:22pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
my 2nights in police cell. ewbuotubu branch. its all happened back in 2014. as a poor yahoo boy..i dress neat.no tatoo..no earings..just a pair of jeans..nice polo and all stars..i set of to a cyber cafe just opp mat ice..sadly my spirit told me there wqs danger ahead but i waved off and said i must bomb today..having spent 2days at home with epileptic power.i was frustrated and needed to plug
just shortly after i alighted from the bus went to eat at mama put. juat as i was about entering into the cafe.i had my earpiece on..my way of snubin ppl in public. before i know what was happening. 3 sad looking men in black stinking shirt accosted me and demanded to know what ibhad in my bag. wtf in public. next i rem i did not log out from my system. then i was into check craigalist bombing and all my addresses were in notepad. gen gen. i was dragged to ewbuotubu where they took my system to one bastard phone and lapy repairer.immediatel dah one used his wifi and connected yo my lapy gbam..my yahoo messenger.boys wey go carry my check don already send me details offline.. naso dem see am. dey happy say today i be dia maye and maga asked al series of useless questions. lastly they billed me 200k. i ddnt argue. i said dey shud take me to cell. i met several yahoo guys in cell some bailed themselves 50k others 20k. i was now left with about 4persons in cell. as a poor yahoo guy i only had my last 25k . i culdnt risk it knowing fully well how hard it ifor usa clients too pay. sha in the end .i called my uncle who had connections and i was releaaed on 2k bail. u need to see my ipo face very angry he thought he had met a mugu dah we pay 50k for wia. i was eating only bally and groundnut wit coke for 1day and half. i had 3k wen arrested. so i bribe police woman at counter with 2h. eida for phone use..toilet use ..or buy somethin come. infct i wanted to buy cold benson buh dey said its a crime to bazz in cell.
last last my lapy was handed back to me. but with broken charger and missing card and reader
so far af been too wise since den men sars nor fit see me again
tho i was scared cause i received slaps from sars guys wen i said they shud put me in cell say if i see 200k i don travel out forget yahoo.
yhey ddnt knw much abt check so my format they kept askin if its dating i do..or lotto.. most things benin boys do.
na check cragslist employment i dey into tho e don cast
benin sars are guy men some r useless while others are reasonable
never argue wit them i jus thank my star that they the type that dont smoke s.k they were only smokin bazz cold benson and white london.
dah year 2010..autostat ..sabotech and one other cafe by mobil junction called dercworld. see as coti dey burst cafe steady. there used to be a cafe just before dah filling station near agho junction wey be say na dercworld be dia isp see men dey buy system dis was as far back as 2009. benin boys dey pay for 1 system a month 25k imagine pentium 3 desktop dah year. dah year dem nor born u well to dey use modem for house as at 2009. na cafe tins.from ekewan to gra to ugbowo to basement underground cafe uniben..anatomy gate i browse tire for dia. inside uniben library for up. inside uniben computer science
worst cafe ever...vicbiz cafe..ugbowo branch 6 Likes |
Re: Evbuotubu Sars by abdulaz: 5:45pm On Dec 14, 2017 |
Could relate though.
I used to do my work jejeli for Engineering and Medical Complex Cafes. That was in 2007 wey I still dey 100 level, I never get lappy then.
Then the sad experience came when Uniben closed all Cafes in 2008/2009. By then sha man don hustle money buy one lappy and airtel modem (unlocked to use all network).
God go bless all hustlers for the street. All na investment as I dey enjoy the fruit of my labour now.
Peace. |
Re: Evbuotubu Sars by abdulaz: 5:46pm On Dec 14, 2017 |
2shure: my 2nights in police cell. ewbuotubu branch. its all happened back in 2014. as a poor yahoo boy..i dress neat.no tatoo..no earings..just a pair of jeans..nice polo and all stars..i set of to a cyber cafe just opp mat ice..sadly my spirit told me there wqs danger ahead but i waved off and said i must bomb today..having spent 2days at home with epileptic power.i was frustrated and needed to plug
just shortly after i alighted from the bus went to eat at mama put. juat as i was about entering into the cafe.i had my earpiece on..my way of snubin ppl in public. before i know what was happening. 3 sad looking men in black stinking shirt accosted me and demanded to know what ibhad in my bag. wtf in public. next i rem i did not log out from my system. then i was into check craigalist bombing and all my addresses were in notepad. gen gen. i was dragged to ewbuotubu where they took my system to one bastard phone and lapy repairer.immediatel dah one used his wifi and connected yo my lapy gbam..my yahoo messenger.boys wey go carry my check don already send me details offline.. naso dem see am. dey happy say today i be dia maye and maga asked al series of useless questions. lastly they billed me 200k. i ddnt argue. i said dey shud take me to cell. i met several yahoo guys in cell some bailed themselves 50k others 20k. i was now left with about 4persons in cell. as a poor yahoo guy i only had my last 25k . i culdnt risk it knowing fully well how hard it ifor usa clients too pay. sha in the end .i called my uncle who had connections and i was releaaed on 2k bail. u need to see my ipo face very angry he thought he had met a mugu dah we pay 50k for wia. i was eating only bally and groundnut wit coke for 1day and half. i had 3k wen arrested. so i bribe police woman at counter with 2h. eida for phone use..toilet use ..or buy somethin come. infct i wanted to buy cold benson buh dey said its a crime to bazz in cell.
last last my lapy was handed back to me. but with broken charger and missing card and reader
so far af been too wise since den men sars nor fit see me again
tho i was scared cause i received slaps from sars guys wen i said they shud put me in cell say if i see 200k i don travel out forget yahoo.
yhey ddnt knw much abt check so my format they kept askin if its dating i do..or lotto.. most things benin boys do.
na check cragslist employment i dey into tho e don cast
benin sars are guy men some r useless while others are reasonable
never argue wit them i jus thank my star that they the type that dont smoke s.k they were only smokin bazz cold benson and white london.
dah year 2010..autostat ..sabotech and one other cafe by mobil junction called dercworld. see as coti dey burst cafe steady. there used to be a cafe just before dah filling station near agho junction wey be say na dercworld be dia isp see men dey buy system dis was as far back as 2009. benin boys dey pay for 1 system a month 25k imagine pentium 3 desktop dah year. dah year dem nor born u well to dey use modem for house as at 2009. na cafe tins.from ekewan to gra to ugbowo to basement underground cafe uniben..anatomy gate i browse tire for dia. inside uniben library for up. inside uniben computer science
worst cafe ever...vicbiz cafe..ugbowo branch
Could relate though. I used to do my work jejeli for Engineering and Medical Complex Cafes. That was in 2007 wey I still dey 100 level, I never get lappy then. Then the sad experience came when Uniben closed all Cafes in 2008/2009. By then sha man don hustle money buy one lappy and airtel modem (unlocked to use all network). God go bless all hustlers for the street. All na investment as I dey enjoy the fruit of my labour now. I repped Ekosodin though. |
Re: Evbuotubu Sars by Hedonistically: 6:10pm On Dec 14, 2017 |
Lol. This shit is real and funny as hell. |
Re: Evbuotubu Sars by 2shure: 9:12pm On Dec 15, 2017 |
i greet u bros. shout out to all hall 3..hall 4 boiz all bdpa niggis ekosodin niggiz omagie niggiz osasogie niggiz all to all dem mat ice niggis mm2 niggiz and adolo junction niggiz i greet u all ugbowo abdulaz:
Could relate though.
I used to do my work jejeli for Engineering and Medical Complex Cafes. That was in 2007 wey I still dey 100 level, I never get lappy then.
Then the sad experience came when Uniben closed all Cafes in 2008/2009. By then sha man don hustle money buy one lappy and airtel modem (unlocked to use all network).
God go bless all hustlers for the street. All na investment as I dey enjoy the fruit of my labour now.
I repped Ekosodin though.
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Re: Evbuotubu Sars by devlishGINGER(m): 2:59pm On Jan 13, 2018 |
2shure: my 2nights in police cell. ewbuotubu branch. its all happened back in 2014. as a poor yahoo boy..i dress neat.no tatoo..no earings..just a pair of jeans..nice polo and all stars..i set of to a cyber cafe just opp mat ice..sadly my spirit told me there wqs danger ahead but i waved off and said i must bomb today..having spent 2days at home with epileptic power.i was frustrated and needed to plug
just shortly after i alighted from the bus went to eat at mama put. juat as i was about entering into the cafe.i had my earpiece on..my way of snubin ppl in public. before i know what was happening. 3 sad looking men in black stinking shirt accosted me and demanded to know what ibhad in my bag. wtf in public. next i rem i did not log out from my system. then i was into check craigalist bombing and all my addresses were in notepad. gen gen. i was dragged to ewbuotubu where they took my system to one bastard phone and lapy repairer.immediatel dah one used his wifi and connected yo my lapy gbam..my yahoo messenger.boys wey go carry my check don already send me details offline.. naso dem see am. dey happy say today i be dia maye and maga asked al series of useless questions. lastly they billed me 200k. i ddnt argue. i said dey shud take me to cell. i met several yahoo guys in cell some bailed themselves 50k others 20k. i was now left with about 4persons in cell. as a poor yahoo guy i only had my last 25k . i culdnt risk it knowing fully well how hard it ifor usa clients too pay. sha in the end .i called my uncle who had connections and i was releaaed on 2k bail. u need to see my ipo face very angry he thought he had met a mugu dah we pay 50k for wia. i was eating only bally and groundnut wit coke for 1day and half. i had 3k wen arrested. so i bribe police woman at counter with 2h. eida for phone use..toilet use ..or buy somethin come. infct i wanted to buy cold benson buh dey said its a crime to bazz in cell.
last last my lapy was handed back to me. but with broken charger and missing card and reader
so far af been too wise since den men sars nor fit see me again
tho i was scared cause i received slaps from sars guys wen i said they shud put me in cell say if i see 200k i don travel out forget yahoo.
yhey ddnt knw much abt check so my format they kept askin if its dating i do..or lotto.. most things benin boys do.
na check cragslist employment i dey into tho e don cast
benin sars are guy men some r useless while others are reasonable
never argue wit them i jus thank my star that they the type that dont smoke s.k they were only smokin bazz cold benson and white london.
dah year 2010..autostat ..sabotech and one other cafe by mobil junction called dercworld. see as coti dey burst cafe steady. there used to be a cafe just before dah filling station near agho junction wey be say na dercworld be dia isp see men dey buy system dis was as far back as 2009. benin boys dey pay for 1 system a month 25k imagine pentium 3 desktop dah year. dah year dem nor born u well to dey use modem for house as at 2009. na cafe tins.from ekewan to gra to ugbowo to basement underground cafe uniben..anatomy gate i browse tire for dia. inside uniben library for up. inside uniben computer science
worst cafe ever...vicbiz cafe..ugbowo branch
bro lol the quest sha |
Re: Evbuotubu Sars by CuppyB: 3:48pm On Jan 27, 2018 |
Osasogie |
Re: Evbuotubu Sars by CuppyB: 3:50pm On Jan 27, 2018 |
2shure: my 2nights in police cell. ewbuotubu branch. its all happened back in 2014. as a poor yahoo boy..i dress neat.no tatoo..no earings..just a pair of jeans..nice polo and all stars..i set of to a cyber cafe just opp mat ice..sadly my spirit told me there wqs danger ahead but i waved off and said i must bomb today..having spent 2days at home with epileptic power.i was frustrated and needed to plug
just shortly after i alighted from the bus went to eat at mama put. juat as i was about entering into the cafe.i had my earpiece on..my way of snubin ppl in public. before i know what was happening. 3 sad looking men in black stinking shirt accosted me and demanded to know what ibhad in my bag. wtf in public. next i rem i did not log out from my system. then i was into check craigalist bombing and all my addresses were in notepad. gen gen. i was dragged to ewbuotubu where they took my system to one bastard phone and lapy repairer.immediatel dah one used his wifi and connected yo my lapy gbam..my yahoo messenger.boys wey go carry my check don already send me details offline.. naso dem see am. dey happy say today i be dia maye and maga asked al series of useless questions. lastly they billed me 200k. i ddnt argue. i said dey shud take me to cell. i met several yahoo guys in cell some bailed themselves 50k others 20k. i was now left with about 4persons in cell. as a poor yahoo guy i only had my last 25k . i culdnt risk it knowing fully well how hard it ifor usa clients too pay. sha in the end .i called my uncle who had connections and i was releaaed on 2k bail. u need to see my ipo face very angry he thought he had met a mugu dah we pay 50k for wia. i was eating only bally and groundnut wit coke for 1day and half. i had 3k wen arrested. so i bribe police woman at counter with 2h. eida for phone use..toilet use ..or buy somethin come. infct i wanted to buy cold benson buh dey said its a crime to bazz in cell.
last last my lapy was handed back to me. but with broken charger and missing card and reader
so far af been too wise since den men sars nor fit see me again
tho i was scared cause i received slaps from sars guys wen i said they shud put me in cell say if i see 200k i don travel out forget yahoo.
yhey ddnt knw much abt check so my format they kept askin if its dating i do..or lotto.. most things benin boys do.
na check cragslist employment i dey into tho e don cast
benin sars are guy men some r useless while others are reasonable
never argue wit them i jus thank my star that they the type that dont smoke s.k they were only smokin bazz cold benson and white london.
dah year 2010..autostat ..sabotech and one other cafe by mobil junction called dercworld. see as coti dey burst cafe steady. there used to be a cafe just before dah filling station near agho junction wey be say na dercworld be dia isp see men dey buy system dis was as far back as 2009. benin boys dey pay for 1 system a month 25k imagine pentium 3 desktop dah year. dah year dem nor born u well to dey use modem for house as at 2009. na cafe tins.from ekewan to gra to ugbowo to basement underground cafe uniben..anatomy gate i browse tire for dia. inside uniben library for up. inside uniben computer science
worst cafe ever...vicbiz cafe..ugbowo branch
. 2shure let find a way to connect...reply asap |
Re: Evbuotubu Sars by introvertme: 1:24pm On Oct 13, 2018 |
Hedonistically: Lol. This shit is real and funny as hell. I'm telling you. This guy suppose post am for literature section. |
Re: Evbuotubu Sars by owensking(m): 11:00pm On Oct 13, 2018 |
2shure: my 2nights in police cell. ewbuotubu branch. its all happened back in 2014. as a poor yahoo boy..i dress neat.no tatoo..no earings..just a pair of jeans..nice polo and all stars..i set of to a cyber cafe just opp mat ice..sadly my spirit told me there wqs danger ahead but i waved off and said i must bomb today..having spent 2days at home with epileptic power.i was frustrated and needed to plug
just shortly after i alighted from the bus went to eat at mama put. juat as i was about entering into the cafe.i had my earpiece on..my way of snubin ppl in public. before i know what was happening. 3 sad looking men in black stinking shirt accosted me and demanded to know what ibhad in my bag. wtf in public. next i rem i did not log out from my system. then i was into check craigalist bombing and all my addresses were in notepad. gen gen. i was dragged to ewbuotubu where they took my system to one bastard phone and lapy repairer.immediatel dah one used his wifi and connected yo my lapy gbam..my yahoo messenger.boys wey go carry my check don already send me details offline.. naso dem see am. dey happy say today i be dia maye and maga asked al series of useless questions. lastly they billed me 200k. i ddnt argue. i said dey shud take me to cell. i met several yahoo guys in cell some bailed themselves 50k others 20k. i was now left with about 4persons in cell. as a poor yahoo guy i only had my last 25k . i culdnt risk it knowing fully well how hard it ifor usa clients too pay. sha in the end .i called my uncle who had connections and i was releaaed on 2k bail. u need to see my ipo face very angry he thought he had met a mugu dah we pay 50k for wia. i was eating only bally and groundnut wit coke for 1day and half. i had 3k wen arrested. so i bribe police woman at counter with 2h. eida for phone use..toilet use ..or buy somethin come. infct i wanted to buy cold benson buh dey said its a crime to bazz in cell.
last last my lapy was handed back to me. but with broken charger and missing card and reader
so far af been too wise since den men sars nor fit see me again
tho i was scared cause i received slaps from sars guys wen i said they shud put me in cell say if i see 200k i don travel out forget yahoo.
yhey ddnt knw much abt check so my format they kept askin if its dating i do..or lotto.. most things benin boys do.
na check cragslist employment i dey into tho e don cast
benin sars are guy men some r useless while others are reasonable
never argue wit them i jus thank my star that they the type that dont smoke s.k they were only smokin bazz cold benson and white london.
dah year 2010..autostat ..sabotech and one other cafe by mobil junction called dercworld. see as coti dey burst cafe steady. there used to be a cafe just before dah filling station near agho junction wey be say na dercworld be dia isp see men dey buy system dis was as far back as 2009. benin boys dey pay for 1 system a month 25k imagine pentium 3 desktop dah year. dah year dem nor born u well to dey use modem for house as at 2009. na cafe tins.from ekewan to gra to ugbowo to basement underground cafe uniben..anatomy gate i browse tire for dia. inside uniben library for up. inside uniben computer science
worst cafe ever...vicbiz cafe..ugbowo branch
You are damn right brow...vicbiz cafe the worst in B-side ugbowo, new Lagos road new Benin, ekenwan road...I browse tire for all these branch dey boom up and down...each time I sleep wake up page nor agree load up at time...may baba God bless the street hustlers. I thanks baba God for all those years of struggling before setting my foot here in yankee. Lesson to other..donβt give up! 2 Likes |
Re: Evbuotubu Sars by Auxtin85(m): 9:25am On Oct 14, 2018 |
Vicbiz was the best in Upper Sokponba, Uyi after Eweka junction was a mess, revelation was the bomb where any tools needed was on ground, we were at Revelation cyber cafe along 1st before sapele road in 2007 when moti carlo was raided we all ran away that day. Cyber Tower near Oba market was the first place i ever touched a mouse i could remember my hands were shaking.
I was in Vicbiz upper one night when the cafe was raided, nobody knew i wasn't home that night, i prayed that my dad shouldn't know i have been arrested because i go die. When the police asked of my address i told them i came from Warri to visit a friend but i met his absence because i didn't inform him of my coming. We were lucky the CEO of VIcbiz came to bail us. I can still remember Skynet at ogbelaka.
The hustle was real then, there was nothing like yahoo plus, but ritualist don flood the business in the name of yahoo plus. |
Re: Evbuotubu Sars by 2shure: 10:51am On Dec 22, 2018 |
i dey tell u bros who know sars then Auxtin85: Vicbiz was the best in Upper Sokponba, Uyi after Eweka junction was a mess, revelation was the bomb where any tools needed was on ground, we were at Revelation cyber cafe along 1st before sapele road in 2007 when moti carlo was raided we all ran away that day. Cyber Tower near Oba market was the first place i ever touched a mouse i could remember my hands were shaking.
I was in Vicbiz upper one night when the cafe was raided, nobody knew i wasn't home that night, i prayed that my dad shouldn't know i have been arrested because i go die. When the police asked of my address i told them i came from Warri to visit a friend but i met his absence because i didn't inform him of my coming. We were lucky the CEO of VIcbiz came to bail us. I can still remember Skynet at ogbelaka.
The hustle was real then, there was nothing like yahoo plus, but ritualist don flood the business in the name of yahoo plus. |
Re: Evbuotubu Sars by Auxtin85(m): 11:21am On Dec 22, 2018 |
2shure: i dey tell u bros who know sars then
True talk |
Re: Evbuotubu Sars by enahoro15(m): 6:50pm On Dec 23, 2018 |
who remember bdpa complex? opposite der I dey stay...na der I dey bomb dos years 2004 when I first enter school.. |
Re: Evbuotubu Sars by 2shure: 1:00pm On Sep 14, 2019 |
I greet all street niggis One love |