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Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by honeric01(m): 10:13pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
just 5hrs? well very easy, i would invest the money into forex trading, with , 88b dollars, i can drive the market to any direction for few minutes and would end up with half of that money as profit within an hour before returning it. |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by Gunnaz007: 10:20pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
hahahahahahahahahahahahah bwuahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah!!!! If person wan know those wey d ROYAL BLUE-BLOOD LINE OF OLE dey their body, na for hiaaa person go easily pick em out from some of dem post hiaaa!!!!! O boy ehnn!!! Me? Ah go develop muchauson syndrome immediately |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by RecentPost: 10:26pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
Hmmm! $88 billion,i go just hang myself |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by Mekzie(m): 11:22pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
Funny Post I don't think l would do anything about it |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by misterh(m): 11:48pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
being the richest man in the world for 5 hrs. The shortest reign of the richest man in the world. |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by IbrahimB: 12:07am On Apr 03, 2010 |
Instant and unexpected riches often end in disasters. And taking money that doesn't belong to you comes to no good. You guys can read this story to understand what I mean: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100402/tuk-man-ruined-by-9m-lotto-win-dies-6323e80.html But then of course you're all joking right? I believe like good Nigerians you'll all instantly alert your bankers on your new financial status?! |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by v3: 12:23am On Apr 03, 2010 |
88bn?omg!talk abt me doin a michael scofield/houdini combo, i'l b lng gone b4 dey knw it! |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by seunniji(m): 12:44am On Apr 03, 2010 |
that man Bleep up, i go comot half of the money |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by manny4life(m): 1:31am On Apr 03, 2010 |
seunniji: You would go to jail then period. I read this news this morning at work and for sure SunTrust really messed up. |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by nellaluv(f): 4:09am On Apr 03, 2010 |
ol boy eh. . . see money a pity he couldn't touch or smell it RecentPost: Hmmm! $88 billion,i go just hang myselfit's dat ur final ansa , u can do berra than dis |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by harakiri(m): 6:42am On Apr 03, 2010 |
Can you imagine the dude even had the guts to call the bank for a transfer! For money wey him no work for? Tomorrow when he gets scammed due to his greed, some white booty lickers will be defending his cause while he plays the victim.Imagine what would have happened if he had succeeded in making some online purchases.More than a few people would have lost their jobs all because of his greed. Rubbish! |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by omiyaleboy(m): 7:13am On Apr 03, 2010 |
IF NA ME OH, THE BANK WILL NEVER MAKE SUCH MISTAKE AGAIN IN THIER LIFE. HA BILLION OF DOLLARS, |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by tEsLim(m): 11:41am On Apr 03, 2010 |
First thing to do is initiate wire to offshore bank accounts I can setup over phone with ready contacts. , Swiss, China, Dubai, Moscow & Panama accounts. Leave the USA and then think about what to do Though i think its a publicity stunt by SUNTRUST!!!!. The account is being monitored fucking PR fuckers |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by Mobinga: 12:09pm On Apr 03, 2010 |
I'll call my lawyer sue the bank for giving me a heart attack, and demand that the bank say a billion dollars for damages caused. This is the best thing to do! |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by Echidime(m): 2:19pm On Apr 03, 2010 |
I think nigerian politicians should answer this, they are professionals in this kind of deal |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by Nobody: 4:55pm On Apr 03, 2010 |
RecentPost:You are what I called a complex soul but seriously 88 billion, I would be dumbfounded for weeks |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by solokay(m): 3:10am On Apr 04, 2010 |
I will trade with it that 5 hours period and make real money that i can keep for myself |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by manny4life(m): 12:31am On Apr 05, 2010 |
tEsLim: Really? Wire transfer? Leave what you see on movies, electronic wire transfers depending on the bank, federal wire guidelines and the amount being transferred, it takes at least 72hrs for your wire to be completed even with all your contacts. Mobinga: This is funny? What U.S. district judge would grant you $1 million let alone a billion? Heart attack? come up with something better, besides no one just has sudden attack without prior diagnosed symptoms. Trust me if u had a sudden heart attack, you would be at the emergency room. |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by Ndipe(m): 1:08am On Apr 05, 2010 |
Some people are writing that they would take off with the money, yet, arent they the same ones who would boldly condemn corruption in Nigeria? |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by kcblast(m): 2:19pm On Apr 05, 2010 |
Ndipe:omo dis one no be corruption na blessing caused by bank error. as for me,i will carter away with 15% of d money and get d hell out of d bank vicinity at once |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by GeorgeD1(m): 3:00pm On Apr 05, 2010 |
5hrs riches, gone too soon! |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by rascalo: 3:08pm On Apr 05, 2010 |
$ 88 Billion I will be the richest man in Nigeria leaving Mike Adenuga and Dangote Behind within that five hours after converting it to Nigeria currency |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by Nobody: 3:15pm On Apr 05, 2010 |
rascalo:U are day dreaming |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by GeorgeD1(m): 4:16pm On Apr 05, 2010 |
to be a millionaire, dream like a millionaire! |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by chamotex(m): 1:03am On Apr 06, 2010 |
I will first of all quit Nairaland |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by mridea(m): 8:12am On Apr 06, 2010 |
The truth is that, one will not be able to think well for that 5hrs except you know it will happen. |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by GeorgeD1(m): 10:06am On Apr 06, 2010 |
chamotex: where will you be doing your posting next? on 'dollarland'? |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by PurestBoy(m): 4:32pm On Apr 06, 2010 |
I will die |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by Mobinga: 11:59pm On Apr 06, 2010 |
George_D:Better yet BillionDollarLand |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by GeorgeD1(m): 8:44am On Apr 07, 2010 |
keep dreaming friend. you might just wake up to find its true! |
Re: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by Kx: 10:30am On Apr 07, 2010 |
How come nobody is mentioning they'd pay tithe; they'd buy a house and a car for their G.O?etc |
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