My wife took my phone and deleted Jane's number and saved her number as Jane.

You see, someone had tipped my wife off about my side chick, Jane. I then got an SMS from Jane asking for #5,000 airtime. I rushed to the mall, bought the airtime, and sent it to Jane. She did not acknowledge receipt of the airtime.

When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Jane had received the airtime. I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the airtime. Her response was, "Call me now".

I got out of the house to make the call. You can imagine my horror when my wife answered! Eish....I'm still standing outside.....���.

With recent developments in Nigerian marriages, should I go inside or go to my village?

Rule number 1: Never ever save/store your side chick's number on your cell phone. Always know the number offhand..........

Haaaaa!!! Your own don cast today oh!
With the way all these Nigerian women are stabbing their husbands?

Make sure you wear a kevlar helmet bulletproof vest, and safety boots before you sleep today in case your wife decides to stab you while you are asleep

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rebirthforgoody:
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So it happened to you?

badebillions:

So it happened to you?