A stagecoach bounced down a rutted road, heading for Dallas. In the coach

were a Texan, a very busty lady, and a greenhorn from the East.



The greenhorn kept eyeing the lady. Finally he leaned forward and said,

"Lady, I'll give you ten dollars for a Mouth Gig."



The Texan was appalled. He pulled out his pistol, shot the greenhorn right

between the eyes, and shoved his body out the door.



The lady gasped and said, "Thank you, sir, for defending my honor!"



The Texan holstered his gun and said, "Your honor, hell! Just trying to

keep down inflation. Around here, a Mouth Gig goes for two bucks."

That guy's crazy.
How did he know the exact price of a Mouth Action.